英語節的黑板報資料

　　英語節的黑板報需要編寫一些什麼樣的內容呢?今天小編就為大家推薦一些，希望對大家有幫助。

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　　：英語笑話之童真童趣

　　1. The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.

　　隔壁的夫婦生了一個黑人小孩。

　　Little Henry told his mother close by, "It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby."

　　小亨利就在旁邊對他的媽媽說：“一定是他們夫婦抽菸的原因。他們不僅燻黑了自己，還燻黑了寶寶。”

　　2. A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.

　　男孩跟著父親走進停滿小轎車的車庫。

　　He said to his father, "Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?"

　　他對父親說：“爸爸，這裡一定是汽車幼兒園吧?”

　　3. Son:"Why are the hen's legs so short?"

　　兒子：“為什麼母雞的腿那麼短?”

　　Dad:"You are a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"

　　父親：“你真笨。如果母雞的腿很長，它們下蛋時，雞蛋不就都摔破了嗎?”

　　4. Two boys are talking with each other.

　　兩個孩子正在交談。

　　"You see, in the old times there were no electricity, no radios, no televisions. How could our ancestors survive?"

　　“你想，古代沒有電，沒有收音機，也沒有電視。我們的祖先怎麼能活著呢?”

　　"So they all died."

　　“所以他們都死了。”

　　5. Jenny's papa bought her a pair of new trousers, but it couldn't be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.

　　詹妮的爸爸給她新買了一條褲子，但剛一下水就縮得不能穿了。她的媽媽非常生氣。

　　But Jenny said. "Mama, I can wear it if you have me a bath."

　　詹妮卻說：“媽媽，你給我洗個澡，我就能穿了。”