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　　Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb. Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial. The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon.

　　塞思·史密斯被公認為鎮上頭號懶人。長官們實在懶得再供養他，便決定把他送進一個天然墳墓裡去。於是他被準備著去埋葬，靈車是一輛搖搖晃晃的鄉下舊馬車。

　　As the strange cortege moved along some old residentasked, Who is it?

　　正當這列奇怪的送葬隊伍在行進時，一些老街坊問道：這是誰啊?

　　Why, Seth Smith, who is too lazy to get anything to liveon, so we are going to bury him alive.

　　唉，塞思·史密斯，他懶得沒法活了，我們這就去把他活埋。

　　I'll give him a bushel of corn, said one. And I will，said another.

　　我來給他一蒲式耳穀子吧，一個人說。我也給，另一個說。

　　Slowly raising his head, Seth asked: Is the corn shelled，neighbor?

　　塞思慢慢抬起頭來問道：穀子脫粒了嗎，街坊?

　　No，you must do that yourself.

　　沒有，你得自己來。

　　Gently replacing his head, he said: Drive on, boys, drive on.