幽默小笑話雙語精選

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：誰的正確率高

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎麼回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

　　“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”

　　：吝嗇的軍需官

　　"No," growled***咆哮*** the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."

　　“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿著的那雙還沒有穿破。”

　　"Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."

　　“沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“為什麼?如果我踩到一個一角硬幣，我可以知道踩著的那面是頭還是字。”

　　：相互模仿

　　Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town.

　　在特里鎮，馬克.吐溫有一次去一位鄰居那兒借本書。

　　"May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.

　　“我可以向您借本書嗎?”他禮貌地問道。

　　"Yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.

　　“當然，非常樂意，”鄰居告訴他，

　　"But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."

　　“但我要求你在這兒讀。你知道我有一條規定，那就是決不讓一本書拿出我的圖書室。 ”

　　Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.

　　幾天後，這位鄰人想從吐溫那兒借臺割草機。

　　"Why, certainly," Twain told him, "You're more than welcome to it. But I must ask you to use it here. You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."

　　“噢，當然，”吐溫告訴他，“非常樂意借給你。但我要你在這兒用。你知道我從來不允許它拿出我的花園。”