高中英語手抄報版面設計樣板

　　英語課程標準本質上也是一種特殊的文化。做英語手抄報是一個學習英語的好方法。下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

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　　高中英語手抄報的資料

　　一、英語笑話

　　An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.

　　"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.

　　"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.

　　"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

　　"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"

　　With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."

　　以為藝術家在一個畫廊辦了個展覽，他問店主是否有人對他參展的畫感興趣。

　　“我有一個好訊息和一個壞訊息。”店主回答。

　　“先告訴我好訊息。”畫家要求道。

　　“好訊息是一位紳士詢問了你的作品，還問它是否會在你死後增。我告訴他會的，然後他買下了你所有的15幅畫作。”

　　“那太棒了!”畫家驚歎。“那麼什麼會是壞訊息呢?”

　　店主想了想之後說：“問那個問題的是你的醫生”。

　　二、英語故事

　　A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

　　一個農民想知道他的領地內有多少隻羊，於是讓他的牧羊犬去數一數。於是這隻狗跑到草地上，數了數，然後跑回到主人身邊。

　　"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

　　“那麼，”主人問道，“有多少隻呢?”

　　"40," replies the dog.

　　“40只。”狗回答道。

　　"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

　　“怎麼會有40只?”農民很驚訝。“我只買了38只!”

　　"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

　　“我知道，”狗說，“但我四捨五入了一下。”