關於聖誕節的英文笑話

　　聖誕節是西方最重要的節日,起源於基督徒對耶穌基督的紀念。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　If you have not received my Christmas present, it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole! Bu Bu it fast! !

　　中文：如果你今天沒收到我的聖誕禮物，那一定是因為--你的襪子有個大洞! 快補補吧!!

　　篇二

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

　　At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　篇三

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　篇四

　　Bring me the winner ***給我那個打贏的吧***

　　-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

　　-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

　　-- Well, bring me the winner then.

　　篇五

　　My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, "What time does Jesus get here?"

　　我妻子第一次帶我們三歲大的孩子去教堂。在彌撒曲開始前我們等了很久，孩子等的不耐煩了，轉向媽媽問：“耶穌什麼時候來這裡?”