爆笑幽默的英語笑話

　　笑話一般都是很簡短都是又會帶有諷刺性和娛樂性，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語笑話，希望大家可以參考閱讀一下

　　兒童幽默的英語笑話

　　All I do is pay

　　"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

　　"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"

　　"I'm the people. All I do is pay."

　　我要做的一切就是付錢

　　布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家簡直就象一個國家一樣。我妻子

　　是財政部長。我岳母是作戰部長，我女兒是外交祕書。”

　　“聽上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說，“那你的職務是什麼呢?”

　　“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話

　　Hospitality

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　好客

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比*媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

　　幽默的兒童笑話

　　The mean man's party

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

　　吝嗇鬼請客

　　一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。