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　　有關於英語冷笑話：Laziest man

　　A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

　　"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

　　"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.

　　"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.

　　"Too much trouble," came the reply.

　　Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick.

　　When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."

　　"Is that so?" said my father-in-law. "Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free."

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

　　The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"

　　The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

　　A: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　B: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　A: That's what I want to find out.

　　A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

　　B: It's because your feet aren't empty.