好笑的英語笑話對話大全

　　與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意地違反合作原則,引匯出會話含意,並且利用會話含意之間的衝突來達到其預定功能。本文是好笑的英語笑話對話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　好笑的英語笑話對話篇一

　　On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

　　"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.

　　"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

　　好笑的英語笑話對話篇二

　　A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

　　B: Ok

　　A: A white horse fell in the mud.

　　Submitted by Robert Kenneth Peter Kroeker - age 21

　　好笑的英語笑話對話篇三

　　I used to be a werewoolf...

　　But I'm much better noooooooooooow !

　　Submitted by Eric Vadot

　　好笑的英語笑話對話篇四

　　"Spell SPOT three times."

　　"S P O T , S P O T , S P O T"

　　"What do you do when you come to a green light?"

　　***answer is invariably-*** "Stop!"

　　"What, at a GREEN light?"

　　Submitted by Karen

　　好笑的英語笑話對話篇五

　　In a restaurant:

　　Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!

　　Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

　　Submitted by Daniel Fernando Rodrigues

　　好笑的英語笑話對話篇六

　　One teacher said this to his students before the final test.

　　"A" is for God.

　　"B" is for me and my wife.

　　"C" is for the perfect student.

　　"D & F" are for all other students.

　　Submitted by Abu Abdulaziz ***Kuwait***

　　好笑的英語笑話對話篇七

　　Knock Knock

　　Who's there?

　　Olive.

　　Olive who?

　　Olive you so much! ***I love you so much..***

　　Submitted by Barbara S.