愚人節笑話英語

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　　1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? ***愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?***

　　答：Because they have just had a long March. *** 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍***

　　2.What weather do mice and rats fear? ***老鼠害怕什麼天氣?***

　　答：When it's raining cats and dogs.***下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ***

　　3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? ***狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?***

　　答：When their masters go to the flea market.***主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ***

　　4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? ***哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?***

　　答：Are you asleep? ***你睡著了嗎***

　　5.What tree is always very sad? ***哪種樹總是很傷心?***

　　答：Weeping willow. *** 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹***

　　6.When can you get water with a net? ***什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?***

　　答：When water is turned into ice. ***當水結成冰時***

　　7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?

　　答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。

　　8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?

　　答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。

　　9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："What does y-e-s spell?" ***當別人問你***“yes”怎麼拼?

　　10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

　　答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中
 

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　　瑞士麵條樹

　　Spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panoramaannounced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of thedreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop.It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strandsof spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Manycalled the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. Tothis the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tinof tomato sauce and hope for the best."

　　1957年愚人節BBC新聞中說，瑞士的麵條樹大豐收，農民都在樹上收割麵條。大量觀眾上當受騙，打電話來諮詢麵條樹的種植方法。BBC對此的回覆是：把一根麵條插在番茄醬裡，然後就等著吧。

　　Sidd Finch

　　虛擬棒球天才

　　Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story abouta new rookie　pitcher who planned to play for the Mets.His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record.Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he hadmastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monasteryunder theguidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fanscelebrated their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, andSports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In realitythis legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of thearticle, George Plimpton。

　　1985年愚人節，運動畫刊雜誌釋出一條假訊息，稱一個名為Sidd Finch的新人棒球投球手，能投出168mph時速的球，比當時記錄高出65mph;而且這位新人之前都沒有玩過棒球!他在一個西藏的寺廟裡學會了投球的藝術。大批棒球粉絲因此被騙。其實這個只是文章作者瞎編的。

　　Instant Color TV

　　即時彩色電視

　　Image1962: In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcastin black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared onthe news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could converttheir existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull anylon stocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate theprocess. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts onlycommenced in Swedenon April 1, 1970.

　　1962年愚人節，當時瑞典還只有一個電視訊道，而且是黑白的。電視臺的技術人員當天在新聞中說，彩色電視已經研發成功，使用者只需拿一雙尼龍襪蓋在電視螢幕上就行。還真有人信了。