關於聖誕節的好笑英語笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!
篇一
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"
就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂裡的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然後我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記後，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
篇二
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高階飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!為什麼?因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。
篇三
What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?
Answer: use a pen
若聖誕老人的馴鹿吃掉你的鉛筆該怎麼辦?
答案：用原子筆
篇四
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
聖誕老人喜歡在花園裡做什麼?
答案：鋤地。***英文裡Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。***
篇五
What can Santa give away and still keep?
Answer: a cold.
什麼東西聖誕老人可以分送出去，自己卻也還留著?
答案：感冒。
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What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
綿羊在聖誕節會對其它同伴說什麼?
Merry Christmas to ewe***發音同you***!
母羊聖誕節快樂。***祝你聖誕節快樂***
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
把什麼放進聖誕大餐上最好。
Your teeth!
你的牙齒。
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
為什麼聖誕節都要吃大餐?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
因為你就可以說“吃得快樂”
Knock Knock.
咚咚咚。
Who's there?
誰呀
Mary.
瑪麗
Mary who?
哪個Mary?
Mary Christmas!
Mary Christmas***聖誕節快樂***
A definition of Christmas:
聖誕節的定義：
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
人人都為聖誕老人瘋狂。
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
一個聖誕節爆竹會對另一個聖誕節爆竹說什麼?
My POP is bigger than yours!
我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
你把從富人家偷來禮物送給窮人家的精靈叫什麼?
Ribbon Hood!***Robin Hood***
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
聖誕節Christmas Day最後的是什麼?
The letter "Y"!
字母Y
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
生氣的老鼠在12月給每個人送什麼?
Cross mouse cards! 穿過老鼠卡***Christmas Card聖誕賀卡***
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
亞當在聖誕節前一晚說什麼?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Eve，是聖誕節了。***It's Christmas Eve 平安夜***
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
你會買聖誕節期間使用的紀念郵票嗎?***你會買Christmas 海豹嗎?***
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
不會，我不知道怎麼養它們。
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
聖誕節最好的key是什麼?
A turkey!
turkey***夥計***
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
聖誕節給父母送什麼最好?
A list of everything you want!
你最想要的禮物清單。***免得爸媽還要絞盡腦汁的想送什麼給我***
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
聖誕節野生動物都唱什麼?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
***叢林響叮噹，叢林響叮噹，到處都是叢林***
***jingle bells***
What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
剛當上爸媽的人聖誕節最喜歡唱什麼歌?
Silent Night!
安靜的夜。***今晚孩子不要哭***
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
槲寄生在哪兒出名的?
"Holly" wood!
好萊塢。***神聖的森林***
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
聖誕蠟燭會對其它同伴說什麼?
You light me up!***歌曲***
你照亮了我。