六年級好笑的英語笑話大全
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編精心收集了六年級好笑的英語笑話,供大家欣賞學習!
六年級好笑的英語笑話篇一
沒電No electricityMike: Mum, I want to watch TV.
Mum: There is no electricity tonight.
Mike: Then let's watch TV with a candle on.
六年級好笑的英語笑話篇二
只有斑點Just spotsJust spots
Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Have you seen an optician?
Patient: No, just spots.
六年級好笑的英語笑話篇三
給我打輛計程車Call me a taxi給我打輛計程車Call me a taxi
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
六年級好笑的英語笑話篇四
和父親同歲How old is your dad
Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
六年級好笑的英語笑話篇五
你應該上電視You should be on TV
Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.
六年級好笑的英語笑話篇六
不僅,而且 Not only... but also...Not only... but also...
Student: My mom is not only fat but also thin, not only tall but also short.
Teacher: Is your mom "transformer"?
六年級好笑的英語笑話篇七
神奇的嬰兒A magical baby
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week?
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.