英語笑話小故事

　　笑話往往是指能引人發笑的談話或故事。作為文體,篇幅短小,故事情節簡單而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的藝術效果。下面是小編帶來的英語經典幽默故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語經典幽默故事篇一

　　幹一口吧

　　The Irish doctor said to his patient, "For the life of me,Paddy, I can’t figure out what's wrong with you. It must be drink. "

　　愛爾蘭籍的醫生對病人說：“派迪，我怎麼也想不出你有什麼不對勁的地方，一定是酒精在作祟吧。”

　　"That.s all right, doc. I'll come back when you're sober. "

　　“沒關係，醫生，那等你清醒了我再回來!”

　　英語經典幽默故事篇二

　　愛護動物

　　The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with a shrug.

　　有個人牽了三隻大蜥蜴走進一家漢堡店，老闆嚇了一跳。接著他點了四份漢堡和薯條，老闆聳聳肩答應了他的要求.

　　The man and his iguanas enjoyed their dinner and left.

　　那個老兄和他的蜥蜴享受過晚餐後便離開了。

　　The next day the man returned with two kangaroos and the same scene was repeated.

　　第二天，那個人帶了兩隻袋鼠，又點了相同的東西。

　　On the third day the man entered with two orangutans and a chimpanzee, and the owner couldn't help making a remark.

　　第三天，他帶了兩隻紅毛猩猩和一隻黑猩猩。

　　"You certainly seem to be an animal lover," he said.

　　老闆實在忍不住，便說：“您實在是個愛護動物的有心人。”

　　"That's true," said the man, "and I'd like you to know how much we appreciate your letting us eat here. Some proprietors object. "

　　“那倒是真的，”那位仁兄回答說道.‘‘另外我也要感謝你讓我們進來吃晚餐，許多店老闆都拒絕賣東西給我們。”

　　"That's quite alright," said the shopkeeper.

　　“沒有問題啦!”店老闆說。

　　"As a token of my appreciation, I’d like to give you this lobster. " And the animal lover handed over a live, wriggling crustacean

　　“為了向你表示謝意，我送你一隻龍蝦。”說著他便給老闆一隻活蹦亂跳的大龍蝦。

　　"Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. "

　　“您真好，我太太和我將以它當晚餐。”

　　"Oh, he-s already had dinner. But I am sure he-d love totake in a movie. "

　　“喔，它已經吃過晚餐了，但我想它會喜歡看場電影。”

　　英語經典幽默故事篇三

　　凡事總有例外

　　A musician had taken to heart the old saying, "Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast," and traveled to the darkest corner of Africa in an effort to prove it.

　　一位音樂家牢記一句格言在心： “音樂有安撫野獸心靈的魅力。”為了證實這句話，他前往非洲最深處的內陸叢林旅遊。

　　No sooner had he begun to play his violin in a jungle clearing than it was full of savage beasts, swaying in rhythm and tapping their paws to the delightful sounds.

　　在叢林的一塊空地上，他一拉起小提琴，四處就擠滿了各種猛獸，跟著旋律，拍著腳掌，手舞足蹈起來。

　　Suddenly, however, a huge lion emerged from the jungle,pounced on the violinist and made a hearty meal of him.

　　可是叢林裡突然跑出一頭大獅子，撲向小提琴家，把他當作盛餐吃掉了。

　　The other animals cried out in dismay, 'Hey! We were enjoying that. "

　　其他野獸大失所望，說道：“我們正在欣賞音樂哩!”

　　"Eh?" said the lion, cupping its hand to its ear.

　　“呃?，’獅子彎曲手掌成杯子狀靠著耳朵說道。