搞笑的英語座右銘
搞笑是這個時代很多年輕人的口頭禪，搞笑的座右銘也可以很勵志。下面小編為你分享的是的內容，希望你會喜歡!
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money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.
one should love animals. they are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.
save water. shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡.
love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個.
every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚聯絡.
never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找藉口, 今天就要找好.
love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養. 老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈
children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩.
your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來,所以還是再睡一會吧.
there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.
hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明.
work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.
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Make hay while the sun shines.
晒草要趁太陽好。
All lay loads on a willing horse.
好馬重負。
No cross, no crown.
沒有苦難，就沒有快樂。
Wisdom is a good purchase though we pay dear for it.
為了求知識，代價雖高也值得。
Courtesy costs nothing.
彬彬有禮，惠而不費。
Life is measured by thought and action not by time.
衡量生命的尺度是思想和行為，而不是時間。
I’m the best! I’m the greatest! I’m invincible.
我是最棒的。我是不可征服的。
Character is the first and last word in the success circle.
人的品格是事業成功的先決條件。
Idleness is the root of all evil.
懶惰是萬惡之源。
To him that does everything in its proper time,one day is worth three.
事事及時做，一日勝三日。
A contented mind is a perpetual feast.
知足長樂。
To save time is to lengthen life.
節省時間就是延長生命。
I’m ready for any challenge.
我已經準備好應付任何挑戰。
There is only one me in this world.
在這個世界上，我是獨一無二的。
Good advice is harsh to the ear.
忠言逆耳。
I’m on the top of the world.
我是世界之王。
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
整潔近於美德。
One man's fault is another man's lesson.
前車之覆，後車之鑑。
Knowledge is power.
知識就是力量。
Virtue is a jewel of great price.
美德是無價之寶。
Manners make the man.
觀其待人而知其人。
No one can call back yesterday;Yesterday will not be called again.
昨日不復來。
An idle youth,a needy age.
少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲。
Every tide hath its ebb.
潮漲必有潮落時。
Punctuality is the soul of business.
守時為立業之要素。
Sadness and gladness succeed one another.
樂極生悲，苦盡甘來。
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god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地.
when two‘s company, three‘s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!
a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看.
the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.
學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麼學來著?!
Nobody's enemy but his own.
自尋苦惱。
The fox may grow grey, but never good.
江山易改，本性難移。
Will is power.
意志就是力量。
A bad workman always blames his tools.
拙匠總怪工具差。
Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.
胸中有知識，勝於手中有錢。
Grasp all, lose all.
欲盡得，必盡失。
Wisdom is better than gold or silver.
知識勝過金銀。
He is not laughed at that laughs at himself first.
有自知之明者被人尊敬。
The fire is the test of gold; adversity of strong men.
烈火煉真金，逆境煉壯士。
Everything ought to be beautiful in a human being: face, dress, soul and idea.
人的一切都應當是美麗的：容貌、衣著、心靈和思想。
The morning sun never lasts a day.
好景不常;朝陽不能光照全日。
Pardon all men, but never thyself.
嚴以律已，寬以待人。
When an opportunity is neglected,it never comes back to you.
機不可失，時不再來;機會一過，永不再來。
Have you somewhat to do tomorrow,do it today.
明天如有事，今天就去做。
Have but few friends, though many acquaintances.
結交可廣，知己宜少。
A merry heart goes all the way.
心情愉快，萬事順利。
Work today,for you know not how much you may be hindered tomrrow.
今朝有事今朝做，明朝可能阻礙多。
Reason is the guide and light of life.
理智是人生的燈塔。
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
抱最好的希望，作最壞的準備。
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