關於婚姻的英文名言
有一句笑話：我可不擔心什麼恐怖主義，我都結婚兩年了。令人沉思婚姻關係。下面小編整理了，請欣賞。
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1. "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。
2."After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面;他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。
3."By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。
4."Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。
5."The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
有一個好問題我總是沒答案;那就是“女人到底想要什麼?”
6."I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。
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7."Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的祕密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有 T光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。
8."I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。
9."Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming ：1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it;2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
有兩個祕密能讓你的婚姻圓滿：1. 當你錯時，馬上認錯。2. 當你對時，閉上嘴巴。
10."The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。
11."My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年，然後我們相遇了。
12."A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。
13."Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一與敵人睡在一張床上的戰
13."First Guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
有個人驕傲的說“我的太太是天使!”另一個 到的人說“你真幸運!我的還活著!”
14.“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies, “That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!”
“親愛的，女士優先又怎麼了?”丈夫回答說，”今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有個女的先來了!“
15. It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.
這並非罕見：稍微相識一些就可能結婚，但夫婦還真得互相瞭解才會離婚。
16.To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. Arthur Schopenhauer
結婚就是將你的權利減半，將你的職責加倍。
17.Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. Goethe
愛情是理想的事情，婚姻是現實的事情。
18.A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. Don Fraser
一個幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認為對方有可能是對的，儘管雙方都不相信對方是對的。
19.A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. Mignon McLaughlin
一個成功的婚姻需要戀愛很多次，而且始終是與同一個人戀愛。
20.A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. Helen Rowland
光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個藉口。
21.What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. Tom Clancy
我怎麼知道做愛是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。
22.Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an acnetplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. Helen Rowland
撒謊是男孩的錯誤，情人的藝術，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
23.No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. Henry Louis Mencken
結婚的男人是不會真正幸福的，如果他結婚後喝的威士忌不得不比單身時常喝的威士忌差的話。
24.Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. Oscar Wilde
男人結婚，因為他們已經疲倦了;女人結婚，因為她們感到好奇了，結果兩人都大失所望。
25.Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein
女人嫁給男人，希望他們會所有改變。男人娶個女人，希望她們會永遠不變。所以雙方必然會失望的。
26.I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.Patrick Murray
我在兩個老婆身上的運氣都很差。前面的那個扔下了我。現在的這個我扔不掉。
27.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.Socrates
婚姻是這樣一所學校：男人會失去學士學位/單身漢的地位，而女人會獲得碩士學位/征服者的地位。
28.Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. Oscar Wilde
如今，所有的已婚男人過得像一個單身漢，而所有的單身漢過得像已婚男人。
29.A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. Elbert Hubbard
一個娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個謬誤的犧牲品。
30.After marriage, husband and wife benete two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi
結婚之後，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面;他們就是沒法面對自己的另一半，卻仍然待在一起。
精選：
1.I'd rather die than stay away from you.
無相廝，毋寧死。
2.I’m all yours!
我全聽你的。
3.Meeting you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control.
遇見是命運的安排，愛上是因我情難自禁。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不離。
5.Can I borrow a kiss?I promise I'll give it back.
可以借給我一個吻嗎?我保證會還你的。
6.I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
我想把“我想你”寫在一塊石頭上，然後扔在你臉上，你就會知道想你有多麼痛了。
7.Every time I think about you , I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.
每一次想你，我都得提醒我自己，如果你想和我聊天的話，你早就開口了。
8.You are the apple of my eye.
你是我的掌上明珠。
9.If you asked me how many times you've crossed my mind, I would say once because you never really left.
假如你問我你曾多少次出現在我的腦海中，我會告訴你，只有一次，然後從未離開過。
10.2 rules in marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. If the wife is wrong refer to rule 1.
美滿婚姻須遵循兩個規則：1.妻子永遠是對的;2.如果她錯了，請參考第一條。