經典英文搞笑句子
1、我願意陪你走很長很長的路，這條路叫做餘生。
I would like to accompany you for a long, long way, this road is called the rest of my life.
2、只要心中有愛，即便白髮蒼蒼也會互相愛著對方。
As long as there is love in the heart, even grey-haired people will love each other.
3、你敷衍的藉口總是那麼多，要我拿什麼去信任。
You always have so many perfunctory excuses, what should I trust?
4、對付男人得有智慧，女人可以沒文化，但不能沒智慧。
Men need wisdom. Women can be illiterate, but not without wisdom.
5、能讓你以前喜歡的人現在反過來追你，那才是本事。
It's the ability to let someone you used to like chase you back now.
6、親愛的，就在你身邊，為什麼我還是想你呢。
Honey, it's right beside you. Why do I still miss you?
7、無論你多麼討厭你的學校，當你離開久了，還是會想念它。
No matter how much you hate your school, you will miss it when you have been away for a long time.
8、為何你要愛到晚到，對的人不對的時間，卻放不掉。
Why do you love to arrive late, the right person is wrong time, but can not let go.
9、不是玩不起，只是輸不起。不是不認真，只是怕傷心。
It's not that you can't afford to play, but that you can't afford to lose. Not careless, just afraid of sadness.
10、看著我的眼睛，寶貝，我愛你！
Look into my eyes, baby, I love you!
11、我想要忘記你，但腦子裡滿滿都是你的身影。
I want to forget you, but my mind is full of you.
12、海誓山盟：永遠愛你；天涯海角：永遠隨你。
Swear to the world: always love you; the ends of the earth: always with you.
13、別人說你變了，是因為你沒有按照他的想法活罷了。
People say you changed because you didn't live up to his ideas.
14、愛情來來往往不過三個字，不是我愛你，就是對不起。
Love comes and goes in three words, either I love you or I am sorry.
15、愛過以後才懂得，付出不一定有回報，甚至都不能收回。
Only after love can we understand that giving does not necessarily have a return, or even can not be retrieved.
16、什麼是失望了，大概是再也不想為喜歡的鞋子磨破腳了。
What is disappointment? Probably I don't want to wear my feet out for my favorite shoes anymore.
17、玩累了就睡覺，在夢裡繼續玩。
Sleep when you are tired of playing and continue to play in your dreams.
18、或許還是有點想念，但更多是想念已經回不去的時光。
Maybe I miss you a little, but I miss the time that I can't go back.
19、我們分手吧，不想做你女朋友，想做你的新娘。
Let's break up. We don't want to be your girlfriend. We want to be your bride.
20、原來有時候能磨滅愛情的不止是時間，還有我們自己。
It turns out that sometimes it's not only time, but also ourselves that can kill love.
21、心累到一定程度，連生氣和計較的力氣都沒有了。
Heart tired to a certain extent, even angry and the strength of comparison have no.
22、你的誤會，我的沉默，最後的心痛。
Your misunderstanding, my silence, the last heartache.
23、我們總是在不懂愛情的年紀，遇到最美好的愛情。
We always meet the best love when we don't understand love.
24、雖然我們隔得很遠，但我會盡全力幫助你的，我愛你！
Although we are far apart, I will try my best to help you, I love you!
25、不望著會令你流淚的東西，那是唯一可以不流淚的方法。
Don't look at what will make you cry, that's the only way not to cry.
26、歡迎你在我正當好的年齡乘風破浪的及時深入我的心海。
Welcome you to my heart in time when I am at the right age.
27、你離開，我衰敗，花零落，落地成灰。
You leave, I decline, flowers fall to dust.
28、不要羨慕別人，你有更好的，只是你還不知道。
Don't envy others, you have better, but you don't know.
29、沒有你，我會幸福得就像呼吸一樣理所當然！
Without you, I would be as happy as breathing for granted!
30、如果，你給我的和給別人的一樣，那我寧願不要了。
If you give me the same as you give others, then I would rather not.
31、我不是木偶，也不是布娃娃，請你不要把你的脾氣對向我。
I am neither a puppet nor a doll. Please don't turn your temper on me.
32、活著，就要善待自己，別跑到別人的生命裡當插曲。
Live, be kind to yourself, don't run into other people's lives as an interlude.
33、是不是過期的愛情，還留在你心裡呢。
Is the expired love still in your heart?
34、內個女的，我愛你了咋地。你有本事愛我啊？
My wife, I love you so much. Do you have the ability to love me?
35、我多不捨得，多不懂得，誰說割愛，才更深刻。
I don't want to give up much, I don't know much, who said that cutting love, it is more profound.
36、戀愛，只不過是青春的炒作。
Love is just the hype of youth.
37、選擇再艱辛，那都是我的事。
It's all my business to choose harder.
38、什麼時候，不愛了，分手，我來提。
When, no love, break up, let me mention.
39、我等你，等你淡忘你心中的那個他。
I wait for you, waiting for you to forget the one in your heart.
40、很多時候，那些我們無法改變的事情，最終改變了我們。
Many times, the things that we can't change eventually change us.
41、你給的希望都讓人那麼絕望。在我的世界裡，你就是全部。
The hope you give is so desperate. In my world, you are all.
42、一個人在世界旳角落，連寂寞都在笑我太墮落。
A person in the corner of the world, even lonely laughing at me too degenerate.