簡短正能量語錄早安
1、你長的違章！
Your long violation!
2、你都不理我，那我成狗不理了！
You ignore me, then ignore me into!
3、別再浪費我的時間了！
Don't waste my time any more.
4、我討厭你！
I hate you！
5、放屁時，說一聲！
Fart, say!
6、我們完了！
We're done!
7、再過一百年，就長成了參天大蔥。
One hundred years later, he has grown into a towering green.
8、老子從不以愛的名義綁架任何人。
I never kidnap anyone in the name of love.
9、一看你就是喝三鹿長大的。
A look at you is to drink Sanlu grew up.
10、離我遠一點兒!
Get out from me!
11、別用你的智商來揣測我的行為。
Don't use your intelligence quotient to guess my behavior.
12、你敢再回來！
Don't you dare come back again!
13、面具帶久了，那就是臉了。
Mask with a long time, and that is the face of the.
14、長的一表人渣還好意思說我。
A long table scumbag EM barrassed me.
15、今天天氣不錯，又颳風又下雨的。
The weather is good today. It's windy and rainy.
16、你為什麼要在我面前紅紅火火的。
Why are you in front of me booming.
17、走開。
Go away。
18、真不好意思，讓您賤笑了。
I'm so sorry to make you laugh.
19、美則美誒，可惜做了老頭的小三。
Beauty is beauty ah, but as the old man's mistress.
20、手榴彈看到你會自爆。
Grenade self you will see.
21、您走路很卓別林長得很畢加索。
You walk very much Picasso Chaplin.
22、我才不信你呢!
I can't believe a word you said.
23、我從來沒見過這麼醜的同桌。
I have never seen such an ugly table.
24、有一種畜生，長得很像你。
There is a beast, looks like you.
25、你長得真蟀，比蛐蛐好看多了。
You really look much better than cricket, cricket.
26、你以為你是誰?
Who do you think you are?
27、你說話就像空氣一樣，虛無縹緲。
You talk like the air, with no reality whatever.
28、你這個長相，連豬都看不上你。
You look, even the pig can not see you.
29、我沒辦法。
I can't help it.
30、你早上吃化肥了，說話咋內有勁！
You eat fertilizer morning, speak ye in!
31、特殊的臉。全宇宙通用！
A special face. Universal universal!
32、記住人妖是非人類的！
Remember that the monster is not human!
33、長的很科幻，長的很抽象！
Long science fiction, long very abstract!
34、炮轟的腦袋還梳個雷劈的縫。
The shelling of the head comb a lightning crack.
35、你真不應該那樣做！
You shouldn't have done that!
36、你長得真是天生勵志！
You are born inspirational!
37、你真丟人!
You're a disgrace.
38、我祝你孤獨，並且長命百歲。
I wish you longevity and loneliness.
39、你不是醜，只是美的不明顯！
You are not ugly, just the beauty is not obvious!
40、我最後再告訴你一次！
I'm telling you for the last time.
41、不知道從哪裡跑出來的二瘤子。
Don't know where to run out of the two tumor.
42、哎呦喂，這狗還會說話，奇蹟啊！
Alas, this dog can talk, a miracle!
43、黃瓜必須拍，人生必須嗨。
Cucumber must shoot, life must be hi.
44、各種潮各種美，各種放蕩各種吠。
All kinds of tide beauty, all kinds of wild bark.
45、你長的外形不準比例沒打好。
You're not in a good shape.
46、江山如畫皮，人生如夢遺。
Jiangshan as painted, Life is but a dream..
47、英雄不問出處，流氓不看歲數。
Heroes do not ask the source, the rogue does not look at age.
48、花痴沒罪，只是讓我對你反胃。
I didn't sin, just let me for you.
49、真糟糕！
Really bad！
50、你長著一張西門慶的臉。
You have a face of Ximen Qing.
51、蕩氣迴腸，消化不良。
Very touching, indigestion.
52、要移民火星是為了要離開你。
To migrate to Mars in order to leave you.
53、你想怎麼樣？
What do you want?
54、你這蠢豬！
You stupid jerk!
55、你的樣子像拓海。
You look like takumi.
56、得知你不好過我也就安心了！
I'm relieved to learn that you're not!
57、你真不可救藥。
You're impossible.
58、看見你我就想起來牛魔王。
I would like to see your demon.