小學英語小笑話中英對照

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編精心收集了中英對照的小學英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　中英對照的小學英語小笑話篇1

　　A priest was hearing a woman’s confession When a drunk stumbled into the booth on the opposite side. As the priest was finishing with her he heard the drunk groaning as if in quite some pain. He slid open the other panel and asked "Are you ok?" All he heard was another groan. He asked again and the drunk finally replied, "Yeah, I feel lots better. Do you have any toilet paper on your side?"

　　一位牧師正在聽一個婦女的懺悔，這時一個醉漢跌跌撞撞的走進了牧師另一邊的暗箱。當牧師結束傾聽那個婦女的懺悔以後他聽到那個醉漢在呻吟，那聲音好像是很痛苦的樣子。牧師把另一邊暗箱的門拉開問:“你沒事吧?”這時他又聽到了一聲呻吟。他又問了一遍後那個醉漢回答:“沒事，我感覺好多了。你那邊有手紙沒有?”

　　中英對照的小學英語小笑話篇2

　　A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you，I have some good news and some bad news.”

　　一個男人接到一了一位醫生打來的電話。醫生說:“是關於我給你做過的體檢的事，有個好訊息還有個壞訊息。”

　　The man asks for the good news first:

　　那個男人先要聽好訊息:

　　"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.

　　“好訊息就是你還能活24小時。”醫生說。

　　The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"

　　那個男人覺得有些不可思議說:“如果那叫做好訊息的話，那壞訊息是什麼呢?”

　　"I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”

　　“我昨天打電話找不到你。”

　　中英對照的小學英語小笑話篇3

　　Lifeguard: "I’ve been watching you sir, and you’11 have to stop urinating in the pool.”

　　救生員:“我已經觀察你很久了，先生，你不能往游泳池裡小便。”

　　Man: "But everybody urinates in the pool.”

　　男人:“但每個人都在游泳池裡小便呀。”

　　Lifeguard: "From the diving board? "

　　救生員:“從跳板_上嗎?”