老友記六季臺詞
《老友記》Friends;六人行是美國一套久映電視熒幕十年的幽默情景喜劇系列，被公認為史上最成功、世界影響力最大的美劇之一。故事設定在紐約曼哈頓的一個朋友圈子中，描述六個“普通”青年的“情感起伏、事業波折和生活的喜怒哀樂”，手攜手一起走過十年風雨。以下是小編為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!
一
1、Ross: go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
“不用管我，去你的吧，這是你夢寐以求的保羅呀!”
羅斯由於離婚心情十分沮喪，但聽到妹妹莫尼卡終於和喜歡的人約會，還是從心裡由衷地為她高興，甚至有興致開起了玩笑。愛一個人，所以能暫時忘卻自己的煩惱，分享他她的喜悅。
“If you ever need holding,call my name ,I'll be there.”
“當你想找一個肩膀依靠，告訴我，我馬上到!”
的背景音樂選得極好，很平常的歌，選出一句，放在一個情景裡，都十分煽情。這時的羅斯和瑞秋分別望著窗外，這樣孤獨的凝望，揭開了羅斯十年的單戀和兩人又一個十年的情感糾纏。
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
“歡迎來到現實世界，它糟糕的要命，但你會愛上它的。”
朋友們強迫瑞秋剪掉了老爸給的信用卡，幫她與千金小姐的生活徹底決裂。以後的日子她體會到很多民間疾苦，但收穫了更多的幸福。
2、Rachel: word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
“我給你的建議是：一定要讓那個墊場的再表演一下，不然下次你就只能一個人憋在家裡聽CD了。”
朋友們來討論吻對女孩子的重要性。作為男生的我們，即使不能理解，也要記在心頭。最美的愛情場景，是白髮蒼蒼的靠在一起。
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
“就是，你哭了。”
羅斯為給未出生的孩子取名一事跟前妻和蘇珊爭執，繼而掉頭離去。但聽到顯示屏裡孩子蠕動的聲音，立刻停下腳步，呆在了當場。而孩子的姑姑莫尼卡在見到錄影裡土豆一樣的“侄子”時，激動得淚流滿面。
3、Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
“這不是我自己掙的，如果我留著這些錢，和偷又有什麼兩樣呢?”
Phoebe: Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?
“這樣吧，你請我喝瓶汽水，我們就扯平了，好嗎?”
菲比的誠實、善良基本上達到了“變態”的程度。難以置信一個在街頭成長，從苦難中成熟的女孩怎麼還能這麼清澈、一塵不染。她的銀行賬戶被錯誤的多打了幾百塊錢，這個經濟窘迫的姑娘竟覺得這是倒黴的事兒。最終她把這些錢送給了街邊的乞丐大嬸，並欣然接受了乞丐請她喝的蘇打水。我們可以做到給一個乞丐施捨，又有幾個人能欣然接受乞丐的回贈呢，這是種源於愛的尊重。
4、Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
“謝謝你這麼好的服務。”
Rachel: on phone I've got magic beans.
“我得到了傑克的魔豆。”
在咖啡館做女招待的瑞秋很興奮地領到人生第一份薪水，卻發現少得可憐，朋友們安慰她說這是個好的開始，並給了她很多小費。菲比對她說這就像童話裡的傑克，用牛換來了魔豆，最終可能得到下金蛋的鵝。最終，瑞秋不再後悔自己的獨立，因為雖然沒有能一輩子依賴老爸，也沒嫁給那個有錢卻不愛的丈夫，她卻真正的掌握了自己的生活。by the way：嫁個不愛的有錢人，very bad;嫁個愛的有錢人，very very good
5、Phoebe: You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'
喬伊演別人的屁股替身被炒，非常沮喪。菲比安慰他說：“還有機會的，總有一天會有小孩會因為能演你的屁股替身而興奮不已。”
6、Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr!
錢德勒這樣說話誰能聽得懂?全世界只有喬伊。
7、Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.108
Nana去世，家人們回憶她生前喜歡在飯店或別人家裡偷調料包。羅斯在給她挑壽衣時，儲藏室裡鋪天蓋地的落下粉絲的調料包。羅斯幸福的笑，好像她並未遠走。
8、Mrs. Geller: reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises Those earrings look really lovely on you.
蓋勒太太總是對莫尼卡苛刻。莫尼卡委婉的表達了自己的不滿，意識到莫尼卡的想法後，蓋勒太太第一次稱讚女兒。
9、Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
瑞秋沒錢去跟家人滑雪，朋友們為她湊夠了最後的100塊。
10、Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
由於感恩大餐全燒焦了，六人大吵。但發現醜陋裸男在感恩節都有醜陋裸女的陪伴後，大家意識到彼此的重要，有人陪伴真好。
二
1、RACHEL: Honey, this will help. hands him a tub of ice cream
每次錢德勒陷入失戀的深淵，女孩們就會在他身邊，喂他吃冰激凌，對他說貼心的話。對他的羨慕甚至遠遠超過了喬伊的豔遇。
2、Phoebe: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening.
菲比搬出莫尼卡公寓的理由。無論是朋友還是戀人，有時候，保持一點距離，不是因為不愛你，而是因為太愛你。
3、Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was.
喬伊看到詹尼斯和前夫接吻，開始怕傷害錢德勒，故意瞞著他。但眼見他越陷越深，不得不告訴他真相。“我沒看錯，我也希望我看錯了。”
4、Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. They're like, they're like a family, and if, I was you , I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that.
喬伊說如果他是錢德勒，他會放棄詹尼斯。因為詹尼斯和前夫有一個孩子，這是一個家，他不想做破壞家庭的人。玩世不恭的喬伊，如果有一天結婚，他的娘子一定很幸福。
5、Ross: It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.
Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid!
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang!
莫尼卡和瑞秋不小心碰了本的頭，羅斯很大度，知道瑞秋盡力了。
羅斯騙莫尼卡說本被摔壞了，莫尼卡著急的樣子，讓我們覺得本真的很幸福。
還有兄妹倆打鬧追逐的場面，很溫馨。
6、Joey: All right, means that much to you, I'll let you have her.
兄弟之間最棘手的問題，喜歡同一個女人。真的要讓的話，也要記得不要說“讓給你”呀。
7、Joey and Monica: Merry Christmas!!
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!
菲比因為老去的聖誕樹要被切碎而傷心，朋友們買了一屋子快乾枯的聖誕樹慶祝聖誕節，他們的節日往往都很不輝煌，但因為有了彼此，每次都特別開心。
8、Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this.
羅斯不小心打傷了童子軍小姑娘的腿，竭盡所能得賣餅乾都沒能實現她的願望。在錢德勒的公寓裡，他們佈置成飛船的模樣，錢德勒和喬伊推著轉椅，羅斯手拖著地球儀。小女孩實現了願望，笑得就像真的在飛船裡一樣。
9、Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
“我們在一起都快一年了，你怎麼還不信任我呢?”
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her.
“我跟前妻生活了八年，她還是離我而去了。”
我們都覺得羅斯的嫉妒有些變態的時候，這句話突然讓我們難過，並理解了他。他太在乎這段感情，所以才會這樣瘋狂。”
10、Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous.
真正相愛的兩個人，根本不需要猜疑。妒嫉從來留不住感情，相反只會把心愛的人推得越來越遠。我們理解了羅斯，不證明他的做法是對的。
三
1、RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
瑞秋由於羅斯和朱莉的親密而難過，甚至找回大壞蛋保羅過夜。垃圾羅斯，即使放棄了所愛的女孩，也不要在她面前那樣肆無忌憚!
2、JOEY: I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
喬依對瑞秋說他雖然閱女無數，但從來沒有愛誰像羅斯愛瑞秋一樣深。愛情重在質量，而非數量。如果能遇到命裡的人，喬依還願意做情聖嗎?
3、ROSS: You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good.
羅斯跟瑞秋說保羅根本就配不上她，她值得更好的男人，一個懂得她的有趣、善良、迷人、性感的更好的男人。那個人應該在每天醒來後都因為發現有她在身邊而覺得自己是最幸運的人………………
4、MONICA: Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist.
莫尼卡明知道新生兒長得很快，但還是忍不住給本買了很貴的耐克鞋。Monica Bang實在是個很好的姑姑。
5、PHOEBE: Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
“過去最聰明的人都不相信地球是圓的，50年前，沒有人認為小小的原子有什麼能量。所以，有沒有一丁點的可能進化論是錯的呢?”
怪誕超人菲比靠這段話竟說服了科學狂人羅斯。朋友要彼此包容，要給他一個怪誕或者是與眾不同的空間。
6、MONICA: You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.
錢德勒害怕由於自己的挑剔會無伴終老。女孩們對他說男人都是這個樣子的，不懂得珍惜。至少你發現自己錯了，你比其他男人要強，你已經做好了珍惜一個人的準備了。
7、CHANDLER: Good-bye Mr. Heckles. We'll try to keep it down.
最最善良的錢德勒，在怪人海先生去世後保留了他的同學錄，因為有人在上面說了海先生的好話，所以應該有人儲存著它。
最後，他對著空蕩的房間說：“再見，海先生，我們會盡量安靜一些的……”
8、PHOEBE: I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't think either answer would make me feel better.
“如果六年前你就發現你不是同性戀，而那時我正在你身邊。你會不會選擇我?……不要告訴我答案，因為會或不會都只會讓我難過。”
可憐的菲比那麼瘋狂的愛著這個同性戀丈夫，為他的離去一個月不出門，甚至不小心吃了乳酪漢堡素食主義者的瘋狂。可這個人回來說他不是同性戀，並且要和另一個女人結婚。
9、ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
六人因為經濟問題弄得不爽。其實他們六個十年來經濟起伏都挺大。錢這東西很奇怪，有時能體現友誼，有時也會毀了友誼。好的對策是：有錢的該認為這是個問題，沒錢的少想這方面的事。
10、ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?When, when were you... under me?
“你不愛我了!你不愛我了?你什麼時候……愛過我?”
雖然字面上看比較色情，但這確是最溫暖的話了。羅斯終於知道了瑞秋的想法，兩人的愛終於超越了時差。
四
1、Chandler: All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
“如果核爆炸，世界上只剩我一個男人，你會愛我嗎?”
錢德勒不停地問莫尼卡會不會愛他，答案都是否定的。你能想象幾年後他們有那麼幸福嗎?
2、Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!
喬伊白痴而感人的宣言：“如果你們需要，我可以在你們任何人身上尿尿。”
3、Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
羅斯真的有些小氣，作為男生承擔這些責任又怎麼了?過去聽他講“on the break”覺得好玩，現在越來越覺得這時的他可恨了。
4、Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.
聚會上人們都喜歡吃莫尼卡做的東西，蓋勒夫人終於承認了自己的女兒，說下次再也不會準備備用食物了。
5、Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"
錢德勒跑過好幾條街，跌倒了無數次，只是為了跟女孩子說一句“hey”。可惜她是喬伊的女友，雖然她跟錢德勒更合適。
還是喜歡做一個會氣喘吁吁的說“真巧”的男孩，不管我有多老，追著喜歡的女孩跑，永遠是最美的心跳牽動的心跳。
6、Chandler: That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
錢德勒說出對喬伊女友的真實感受：“從見到她的第一眼開始，我就不可救藥的愛上了她，我瘋了似的思念她，夢寐以求有她相伴左右。每一天每一小時每一分鐘的每一秒裡我都在痛恨自己為什麼不能比你早認識她。”
7、Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren.
錢德勒跑了許多家書店，問了許多書商，又給原作者的後人打了許多電話，才買到了很稀有的書作為生日禮物，但喬伊只買了一支能看時間的筆，所以，錢德勒只好跟喬伊互換了禮物。 越來越愛錢德勒!
8、Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would've just stepped aside.
錢德勒如果早跟喬伊坦白自己對喬伊女友的感受，情況會好得多。
或者說，羅斯早跟錢德勒說這些話，情況就會好得多。
9、Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
“我們家被搶劫的時候，我被關在櫥子裡，整整六個小時，我都在想我會害你多難過。”
10、Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!
莫尼卡因為先後和理查父子約會受到指責，然後憤怒的揭短。是呀，六人中沒有一個的人生完美，但他們都在快樂的生活;沒有一個沒犯過錯，但他們都是最善良的。
五
1、Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn’t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
錢德勒這樣好的口才，不當律師絕對浪費了：“這是一間蜜月套房，它存在的價值就是製造浪漫。如果它無法得到浪漫的場景，其他蜜月套房都會瞧不起它。”
2、Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.
“那晚我的情緒真的很糟，所以非常謝謝你，那一夜對我來說意義重大。”
Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot!
“那一夜對我同樣意義非凡，倒不是因為我情緒不好，而是，你是個美得讓人暈倒的姑娘。”
3、Chandler: If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH…MY…GOD.
如果我能成為最棒的，那一定是因為你的原因。與你一起之前我一無是處，糟糕得很。不信你打電話問問我以前的女朋友，反正也沒幾個，用不了多長時間的。
4、Emily: All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's…
Emily: interrupting him As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
埃米利答應原諒羅斯了，她搬來紐約的唯一條件是羅斯以後不再見瑞秋。羅斯在痛苦中做出抉擇，矇在鼓裡的瑞秋還為羅斯夫婦歡欣鼓舞，她翹起的拇指，擁抱羅斯的樣子，真讓人心疼!
5、Ross: There're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?
“大多數人都是隻能在感恩節才能見到妹妹，在同學聚會上才能見到大學室友，在漢堡店裡才能撞到喬伊。讓我退出吧，沒關係的。”
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
“有關係，因為我仍舊無法見你。”
羅絲為了和埃米利的婚姻，發誓不再見瑞秋。說到妹妹和室友的部分，雖然舉重若輕，但反而更突出了這份感情的難得。而瑞秋……
6、Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! They both realize something there.
You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
“如果你跟戀人小吵一架就意味著分手的話，那你永遠都不會有長久的感情的……這只是吵架而已，我們說開了，感情就會更進一步的”
不幸的是，生活中的馬修和我都是如此，對吵架有著天生的恐懼。或許莫尼卡說得對，或許有一天我也會長大成熟，有一段長一些的感情。畢竟莫尼卡的後半句話還是很有吸引力的。
7、Chandler: He's a pimp! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp!
“他是個拉皮條的，他是個喜歡半夜起來跳踢踏舞的拉皮條的。”
羅斯的神經質煩透了兄弟們，兩個人準備踢他出門，為羅斯找了間很爛的公寓除了廚房浴室一體化之外，那公寓真得很像我家。但後來陷入深深的自責，公寓打來電話詢問羅斯狀況時，錢德勒把羅斯說成拉皮條的，搞黃了新公寓，留下了好兄弟。
8、Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.
Fat Monica: Okay!
1992年感恩節，莫尼卡因為錢德勒的一句客套話真的做了廚師，而且因為錢德勒說她fat一年減了100多磅，大家都說羅斯深情，他妹妹比他絕對一點不差。
9、Joey: Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting.
為了掩護那對鴛鴦，喬伊受盡了誤解，也有了這句名言。
10、Rachel: 'Kay. Pause. Congratulations on your new job. She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.
瑞秋想去拆穿莫尼卡和錢德勒的關係，卻聽到莫尼卡因為瞞著她而愧疚。於是裝作不知道，裝作相信莫尼卡做了幫錢德勒打掃房間的兼職，眼含熱淚恭喜她找到了新工作。
六
1、Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
“住在一起?可是並沒有什麼預兆呀?”
Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.
“那就讓我的請求作為一種徵兆吧。”
2、Chandler: I love you!
“我愛你”。
Monica: I love you!
“我也愛你。”
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now.
“你現在在緊貼著門說話嗎?”
Pause
Monica: No.
“沒有。”
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, me neither.
“咳、咳……我也沒有。” 錢德勒好可愛呀。
3、Joey: To Monica Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you’re gonna be moving in with him I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He’s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm… Oh-oh he always, he always umm—Oh, who am I kidding! He’s the best roommate ever! Hugs Chandler.
“如果你真打算和他一起住，你得清楚這意味著什麼。他這個室友差勁極了，他老忘了……嗯，他總是，他總是……得了吧，他是全世界最好的室友。”
4、Ross: I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
“我認識你們這麼久，你們在一起後生活比以前幸福了一百萬倍。而現在，你們要為一件破房子的安置把這種幸福拋之腦後嗎?這太蠢了。什麼在你生命中是最重要的，是愛情還是愚蠢?”
5、Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Chandler: Uh, yeah.
Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.
錢德勒要搬走了，喬伊才知道電費有多貴，喬伊就像個特別單純的小孩，需要人照顧，能認識兄長般的錢德勒，是他最大的幸運。
6、Joey: Well, what’s it called?
Chandler: Cups.
錢德勒為了給喬伊一些錢又不傷他自尊，創造了一個全新的cups遊戲。規則以反拖拉機為基礎，準則是喬伊有什麼牌，什麼牌就是大的
7、Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science. Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.
Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.
Ross: They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.
羅斯和錢德勒傳授給喬伊的“拒妞大法”，包括談論科學，糾正語法，反覆問對方愛不愛你，詳細解釋自己的笑話為什麼好笑，當然，錢德勒那句“Ba dum bumb cheshhh!”更為經典。女人緣稍差的兄弟們，看好了，不過要記得反其道而行之，比如談論文學，混淆語法，絕對不說我愛你，詳細解釋自己的笑話為什麼無聊，做到這些，你就可以跟我一樣光棍一輩子了。
8、Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun.
菲比真的是自然率性的典範，絲毫不在乎外人的眼光，跑起來像青蛙，是因為這是她自己唯一覺得有趣的跑法，就像這樣怪里怪氣的做人，可能是她唯一覺得有趣的活法吧。後來瑞秋也這麼跑，則不是源於個性，而是對朋友的肯定和支援了。
9、Monica: Mmmm!
瑞秋在感恩節做了個無比難吃的怪東西，大家為了怕傷她的心，都極力做出很享受的樣子。
10、Monica: 5 6 7 8!
莫尼卡和羅斯兄妹的超炫組舞，個人覺得很具有觀賞性。也凸現了這對從小打到大的娃娃幸福的一面，那裡有相同的回憶，成長的印記。