搞笑英語句子精選
下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!
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1、放自己的屁，讓別人聞去吧!
put your fart， let others go to smell!
2、我太純潔了，我純潔的都有些無恥了!
i'm too pure， i pure are shameless!
3、有奶不一定是娘，但有錢一定是爺!
milk is not necessarily a mother， but money must be ye!
4、中華人民共和國小賣部副部長!
a store， vice minister of the people's republic of china!
5、我來到這世界上，就從沒打算活著回去過。
i came to this world， never to return alive。
6、師太，你等著，老衲去讓佛祖賜婚!
teacher， you wait， na to the buddha give marriage!
7、大學是女生乳房發育的最佳時期。
university is the best time for girls breast development。
8、一時的衝動，子孫的危機!
at that time the impulse， the crisis of children!
9、此地禁止大小便，違者沒收工具。
urine is prohibited here， offenders confiscated tools。
10、管不住的是兒子，看不住的是女兒。
control is son， see daughter is not。
11、有錢的時候噴香水，沒錢的時候抹花露水。
rich of time， delicious water wipe toilet water have no money。
12、當褲子失去皮帶，才懂得什麼叫做依賴。
when the pants belt lost， just know what is called a dependency。
13、我這人一般上樓從不會走，因為有電梯。
generally， i this person never go upstairs， because the elevator。
14、為了建立和諧社會，老婆，我們再來一次吧。
in order to build a harmonious society， the wife， let's try again。
15、我只流過一次鼻血，還是誤把衛生巾當口罩了!
i only through a nosebleed， or sanitary napkin when masks by mistake!
16、如果照鏡子要上稅，恐怕有些女人會破產。
i'm afraid if you look in the mirror to tax， some women will go bankrupt。
17、人生就是從小白兔到大灰狼，再到老狐狸的過程。
life is the small white rabbit to the wolf， and the process of the old fox。
18、燒香的不一定是和尚，還可能是熊貓!
burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk， but also may be a panda!
19、有人說生了孩子就不會痛經了，那就生一個吧!
some people say that gave birth to the child won't be a pain， then have a!
20、出門在外，請記住：一定要把牛b還給牛!
go out in the outside， please remember： be sure to return the cattle b to cattle!
21、最近心情不是很好，打算明天去天堂散散心。
the recent mood is not very good， is going to go to heaven tomorrow for fun。
22、青春就像衛生紙。看著挺多的，用著用著就不夠了。
youth is like toilet paper。 looking at a lot of， use with the is not enough。
23、小時候你娘就給你掛了塊骨頭，至少還有條狗跟你玩!
when your mother gave you hung up the bone， there is at least a dog to play with you!
24、當我看見美女的時候，首先摸摸兜裡，看看有沒有錢!
when i see the beauty， the first touch in my pocket， see if there are any money!
25、男人希望鎖住女人錢包的拉鍊，女人希望鎖住男人褲子上的拉鍊。
men want to lock up women wallet zipper， women want to lock your pants zipper。
26、睡覺睡到自然醒，可是我身上只有五塊錢可以數。
sleep sleep to nature to wake， but i only have five dollars you can count with me。
27、唐僧肉吃了能長生不老，唐僧屎不知道有沒有同樣的功效?
tang's monk eat meat can live forever， tang's monk shit do not know to have the same effect?
28、算完工資的漲幅後再算算豬肉的，就會發現自己連豬都不如!
after calculate the wage rise again calculate pork， will find that even pig all not!
29、上街就撒別人一身油，對他說：別擔心，有奧妙全自動!
they and others take to the streets in oil， said to him： don't worry， there are secret automatic!
30、謝謝你，謝***，謝你全家，謝你祖宗十八代!
thank you， thank you big ye， thank you and your family， thank your ancestors eighteen generations!
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1、別人的錢財乃我的身外之物!
other people's money is my life a thing apart!
2、要在江湖混，最好是光棍!
in the river's lake， preferably bachelor!
3、不怕被人利用，就怕你沒用!
is afraid of being used but you don't!
4、不是變化快，而是你太菜。
not change quickly， but you are too。
5、長得真有創意，活得真有勇氣!
long is really creative， live really have the courage!
6、廢話是人際關係的第一句!
nonsense is the interpersonal relations the first sentence!
7、不要和我比懶，我懶得和你比。
don't than lazy with me， i'm too lazy to than with you。
8、英雄不問出路，流氓不看歲數。
heroes do not ask a way out， the rogue don't look at age。
9、人生自古誰無死，哪個拉屎不用紙!
everyone must die， which shit is not paper!
10、老孃法眼一開就知道你是個妖孽了。
the old niang eyes opened， you will know a uber。
11、我又不是人民幣，怎麼能讓人人都喜歡我?
i'm not rmb， how can let everyone like me?
12、別跟我談感情，談感情傷錢。
don't talk to me about feelings， talk about feelings hurt money。
13、婚姻的殺手有時不是外遇，而是時間。
sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair， but time。
14、只要鋤頭舞的好，那有牆角挖不倒?
as long as the hoe dance well， there's the corner dug to fail?
15、沒有錢，沒有權，再不對你好點，你能跟我?
no money， no power， don't point to you， can you tell me?
16、真的猛士，敢於直面自己未化妝的臉。
really brave warrior， dare to face her face without makeup。
17、他們說我是bt，讓我去做ct，結果我是et。
they say i'm a bt， let me to do ct， the result i am et。
18、沒有不透風的牆，沒有不能上吊的樑。
no windtight wall， no can't commit suicide by hanging of beam。
19、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齒還有愛情。
a cannot extricate oneself， in addition to the teeth with love。
20、我那麼喜歡你，你喜歡我一下會死埃。
i like you， so you like me will die。
21、人如果靠吃飯活著，那飯不叫飯，叫飼料。
if they eat to live， that rice not call rice， called the feed。
22、帥有個屁用!到頭來還不是被卒吃掉!
handsome have a fart to use! in the end is not eaten by single!
23、作為一個怪獸，我的願望是至少消滅一個奧特曼。
as a monster， my wish is to eliminate at least one ultraman。
24、天賜你一雙翅膀，就應該被紅燒…
gift you a pair of wings， you should be to braise in soy sauce……
25、英雄難過美人關，我不是英雄，美人讓我過了關。
hero sad beauty pass， i am not a hero， a beauty let me close。