英語冷笑話腦筋急轉彎

　　What do you know about the kings of France? 你對法國君主有什麼瞭解?答案：They are all dead. 他們都死了。~~~~~~以下是小編為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語冷笑話腦筋急轉彎***一***

　　1. why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 為什麼在四月一日愚人節人們都很累?答案：Because they have just had a long March因為他們剛度過了一個很長的三月***行軍***march除了三月以外還有行軍的意思。

　　2. what letter is an animal?哪個字母是一個動物?答案：B***Bee***

　　3. What letter stands for the ocean? 哪個字母坐落在海邊?答案：C***sea***

　　4. what letter is a question? 哪個字母是一個問題? 答案:Y***why***

　　5. what letter is your eye? 哪個字母是你的眼睛? 答案:I***eye***

　　6. what letter is a vegetable? 哪個字母是一種蔬菜答案:P***pea***豌豆

　　7. what stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什麼東西即使放到冰箱中也是熱的? 答案：pepper***胡椒粉***

　　8. what fruit is never found singly? 什麼水果永遠都不會是單數? 答案:pear***梨子***因為pear和pair***一雙***讀音相同。

　　9. With which hand do you write? use a pen!你用哪隻手寫字呢?答案：都不用，我用筆

　　10. what man cannot live in a house?什麼人不能住在房子裡?答案：snowman***雪人***

　　11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?什麼東西永遠不問問題但是卻能得到很多答案?答案：dictionary ***字典***

　　12. What question can you never answer "Yes" to?什麼問題你永遠也不能回答"是"答案：Are you dead?***你死了嗎?***Are you asleep?***你睡著了嗎***

　　13. You have it.You read it.There're some pictures in it?你擁有它，你可以閱讀它，它有些圖片在裡面，它是什麼?答案：book***書***

　　14. A mouse has a large pocket. What is it?一種鼠有一個大袋子，它是什麼?答案：a kangaroo***袋鼠***

　　15. It has a head ，but no neck.It has a body，but no warmth.NO feet，but can travel?它有頭，但沒有脖子，有身體，但不溫暖，沒有腳，卻能旅行。答案：a car***汽車***

　　16. What gets larger，the more you take away?什麼東西你拿走越多，反而越大?答案：A hole洞

　　17. What goes on four legs in the morning，on two at noon，and on three in the evening?什麼走路開始用四條腿，後來用兩條腿，最後用三條腿?答案：People.They crawled when they were babies and walked with two legs before they had to rely on a crutch in old age.是人，他們剛生下來的時候用四肢爬行，後來用雙腿走路，老年時又不得不依靠柺杖走。

　　18. What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon?把一隻啄木鳥和一隻識途的鴿子融合在一起，會得到什麼?答案：A bird that knocks on the door when delivering messages.將得到一隻送信時會敲門的鳥。

　　19. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?世界上哪個地方下午比早上先到?答案：In the dictionary在字典裡。

　　***二***

　　1. what must you do before you return a book to the library?把書換到圖書館之前你必須做什麼? 答案：borrow the book from library從圖書館借書

　　2. how many sides does a circle have? 一個圓有幾個面?答案：Two，the inside and the outside兩面，裡面和外面

　　3. what tree is always very sad? willow什麼書樹總是很傷心?答案：垂柳.謎語解析：weeping willow的意思是垂柳，weeping是哭，willow是柳樹

　　4. what is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest?什麼東西在使用它的時候是滿的，在他休息的時候是空的。答案：a shoe鞋

　　5. when can you get water with a net? 什麼時候你可以用用網拿到水呢?答案：when water is turned into ice當水變成冰的時候

　　6. What will you break once you say it? ***什麼東西一說出來就打破?***答案：Silence. ***沉默***

　　7. Will liars be honest after they die? ***騙子死了之後會誠實嗎?***答案：No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。***不會，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動，依舊撒謊。***

　　8. What always goes up and never goes down? ***什麼東西只升不降?***答案：Your age. ***你的年齡***

　　9. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? ***男孩為什麼讓他的狗坐在陽光下?***答案：He wants to have a hot dog. ***他想要一條熱狗。***

　　10. Why can a bride hide nothing?***為什麼新娘子什麼也藏不住?***答案：Because someone will give her away. ***因為有人會揭發她。Give away 揭發，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎***

　　11. Why is the library the highest building?***為什麼圖書館是最高的建築物?***答案：It has the most stories. ***它的樓層最多。Story 故事，樓層***

　　12. What is the smallest bridge in the world? ***世界上最小的橋樑是什麼?***答案：The bridge of a nose. ***鼻樑***

　　13. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? ***北極與南極的區別是什麼?***答案：A whole world. ***整個世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別***

　　14. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? ***淘氣的男孩為什麼想去鐘錶廠工作?***答案：They want to make faces. ***make face 做鬼臉，做鐘錶面***

　　15. What bird lifts heavy things? ***什麼鳥能舉起重物?***答案：Crane. ***鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機***

　　16. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already-forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?***有一艘船隻能容納人，現在已有人。這時一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什麼?***答案：Because is a pig bot. ***那是潛水艇。Pig-bot，潛水艇***

　　17. What's the poorest bank in the world? ***世界的最貧窮的銀行是什麼?***答案：The river bank。***河岸。***

　　18. What month do soldiers hate?***軍人憎恨什麼月?***答案：March。***行軍。***