有關很好笑的英文笑話

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Making Donuts

　　A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yellingfrantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

　　So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

　　Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

　　：Duck Hunting

　　A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up,

　　"Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck hunting license"?

　　"Yes I do", the redneck replies.

　　The ranger picks up one of the ducks and sticks a finger up it's bum and takes a lick of his finger then says, "Sorry but this ducks from Georgia, you got a Georgia license?"

　　"Yes I do sir" , the redneck says,

　　So the ranger picks up another duck with the same results says, "well this duck is from Mississippi, you got a license from Mississippi?"

　　"Yes I do sir" the good ole boys says.

　　"Well dang son where you from?" the ranger says.

　　The old boy stands up turns around, drops his drawers and says:

　　"Well you tell me buddy!"

　　：One Wrong Question

　　Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.

　　Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager went up to Boudreaux and said "Thank you for your interest, but we' ve decided to give the local man the job." Boudreaux said "Why

　　You gonna be doin dat sir, we both got 9 questions right?"

　　The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one you missed."

　　Boudreaux asked "An jus how da heck would one incorrect answer be mo betta dan da otter?"

　　The manager replied, "Simple, the local man put down on question #5, 'I don't know,' you put down, 'neither do I.'

　　：Lottery Winner

　　A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

　　The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

　　The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

　　Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

　　The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"