關於感恩節的英語笑話

　　感恩節是美國的一個傳統節日,是每一個生活在美國的人都會隆重慶祝的節日,感恩節具有深刻的歷史意義和現實意義。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　A teacher gave her students of second grade to write an assignment on 'What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving?' She couldn't agree enough with one of the wisest students in her class who wrote that she was thankful that she was 'not' a turkey.

　　一個老師讓二年級學生寫一個作業，標題是“感恩節我為什麼而感恩?”當她看到班裡最聰明的一個學生寫的作業，她簡直不能更贊同了，這個學生在作業中寫道，她感恩的是她“不是”火雞。

　　篇2

　　This pampered young lady had left her family for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely on Thanksgiving. She decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for herself. She was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to her mother and mother really wanted to know about the results. When asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble with turkey. Trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother asked, "Was it burnt?" The lady replied, "Oh! I couldn't taste it mom. It simply wouldn't sit still!"

　　一位養尊處優的年輕小姐頭一回離家去上大學，到了感恩節她倍感孤單。她決定為自己做一頓感恩節大餐。她正在向自己的母親描述自己第一次做飯的經歷，而母親也很想知道結果如何。當被問及做得好不好吃，這位小姐打了一個顫說，儘管速食湯和批薩不錯，但是烹飪火雞時卻遇到了不小的麻煩。她的母親想找到問題的根源，於是就問她：“是不是烤焦了?”這位小姐回答道：“哦，我沒法品嚐它，媽媽。火雞就是不肯老實地坐著!”

　　篇3

　　The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for him. It was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had bred. The intellectual whispered with a grave face, "What I wouldn't give to catch it!"

　　火雞腿的熱銷讓一名家禽飼養員想研究培育出一個有更多條腿的火雞品種，從而可以獲利更多。許多年後，他終於成功培育出一隻有六條腿的火雞!他成功的新聞被媒體獲悉，到訪的記者們詢問他這隻火雞的味道如何。這名智者一臉嚴肅地低聲說道：“我倒是想告訴你呢，但是我壓根抓不住啊!”

　　篇4

　　Here is a funny ***and repelling!*** trick to do in front of your friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much on your cost. Load your plate up high with everything including the salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread crumbles. Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake to everyone. You can be sure to delay the dinnertime by an hour at least with this trick.

　　如果你不想請客吃飯時被朋友吃掉太多錢，以下是開飯前的一個小竅門。把自己盤子裡的食物堆得高高的，包括沙拉、一塊火雞、一點湯和一些麵包渣。把這些食物全攪在一起，然後請其他人吃你新發明的“感恩節減肥奶昔”。靠這個竅門你絕對能把用餐時間推遲一小時。