簡單的短篇英語小笑話

　　笑話大多揭示生活中乖謬的現象,具有諷刺性和娛樂性。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　好孩子

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”.

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman." he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But v\thy are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy.

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆。"他回答說。 "你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說，“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”“她是個賣糖果的。"

　　篇二

　　同舟共濟

　　Three men were sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was reading a newspaper,and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks,cast lines and reeled in their catch.A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. "Oh, yes,they're my friendsl" "ln that case,n the police officer warned him, "you had better get them out of here.""Yes,Sir!"the man replied,andhe began rowing furiously.

　　有三個男人坐在公園的長椅上，中間那位在看報紙，另外兩位則假裝在釣魚，他們用假想的魚鉤掛餌、丟擲釣魚線，再收線拉回他們釣到的東西。一位警察路過這裡，他停下來看著這奇怪的一幕，然後問中間這個人是否認識其他兩位。“喔，是的，他們是我的朋友!”警察於是警告他說：“既然如此，你最好把他們帶走。”他回答：“是，警案先生I"然後開始奮力地划船。”

　　篇三

　　別太自私

　　A mother is admonishing her son.

　　一位母親在勸告她的兒子。

　　"Now ,John ,don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you."

　　"聽著，約翰，別太自私，讓你弟弟和你共用一輛自行車."

　　"But Mother，I do.I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill"

　　“媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。”

　　篇四

　　好客

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for Serving applepie without any cheese.The IittIe boy Of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of Cheese Which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled, put the Cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny.Where did you find the Cheese?"

　　客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?

　　" in the rat—trap,sir." replied the boy.

　　“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”小男孩說。

　　
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