幽默英文句子

　　人生自古誰無屎，每天一坨保健康。"Everyone must feces, daily cook healthy."你還知道哪些嗎?下面是小編為大家準備的一些，歡迎大家參閱，希望大家喜歡。

　　***精選篇***

　　1：you are brave, anti crisis, attack difficulty, carry all before one, your loyalty, according to medical ethics, keep the purpose, have succeeded in carrying out an assignment.你們勇敢，抗危機、攻難關、勢如破竹，你們忠誠，遵醫德、守宗旨、不辱使命。

　　2：where there is great love, there are always miracles.哪裡有真愛存在，哪裡就有奇蹟。

　　3：don’t cry. 別哭了。

　　4：ifiknowwhatloveis,itisbecauseofyou.因為你，我懂得了愛

　　5：my love,you are like a flower,so sweet and pure and fair.我的愛人，你就像一朵鮮花，那麼甜蜜、純潔而秀雅。

　　if a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

　　6：the world puts off its mask of vastness to its lover. 世界對著它的愛人，把它浩翰的面具揭下了7：the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫過於，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。

　　8：fashion is not only a kind of appearance, or an inner, popular may not be suitable for you, but according to their own characteristics to dress up yourself, you belong to that kind, mature, lady, or simple and natural, or pure, or movement, a fact that can all be fashionable.時尚不光是一種外表，還是一種內在，時下流行的不一定都適合你，而是要根據自身的特點來打扮自己，看你屬於那一種型別，成熟的，淑女的，還是簡單自然的，還是清純的，還是運動的，其實那一種都可以是時尚的。

　　9： Don’t gild the lily.不要給百合花鍍金/畫蛇添足。

　　10：nothing for nothing. 不費力氣，一無所得

　　***熱門篇***

　　1、When two's company, three's the result!

　　兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是!

　　2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

　　3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。

　　4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

　　5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。

　　6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚***聯絡***。

　　7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

　　8、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

　　10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

　　11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

　　12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著?

　　13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.

　　鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

　　14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。

　　15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。

　　***最新篇***

　　Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚***聯絡***。

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 ***老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈***

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

　　"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

　　“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

　　"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

　　“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

　　"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

　　“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。

　　When two's company, three's the result!

　　兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是!

　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

　　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，

　　忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著?