幽默風趣的英文自我介紹

　　自我介紹的場合用一種幽默的方式，可以緩解自己的心情，輕鬆面對。下面小編為你整理了，歡迎閱讀。

　　　篇【1】

　　I am on the rivers and lakes love everyone, see flowers bloom, car see car, said I, handsome, casual and elegant bearing, equal to anything, tall，stately and handsome, tall, educated, with millions of fans, captured the hearts of thousands of girls, known as the little white dragon a pear pressure Begonia jade face, handsome to squeeze out!

　　I am not the only advantage is not what advantages disadvantages I basically all the disadvantages of the biggest drawback is the only advantage if handsome is a kind of crime, I have committed the greatest crime; if the type is a kind of wrong, I have the same mistake again; if smart to be punished, I do not want to humble if punishment by hacking process; torture, I they can get away with it?

　　I am 23 years old, handsome Xiaojiu. At the age of seven the martial arts at age of nine, at the age of 12 girls, as astronomy geography, knowledge of each walking, trifles, often make the beauty back, handsome guy jumping, kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese class teacher explained the meaning of "handsome", I am 100 puzzled, secretly handed over a small mirror table. A photo. Oh. I suddenly understand... It is said that when I was born, the northern sky, appeared a piece of auspicious clouds, gradually from far to near, floated into my roof, turned into a word: handsome.

　　　篇【2】

　　I am a male, non female,.XX years old, XX meters tall - wearing shoes, unmarried for the time being

　　Focus on Undergraduate -- not admitted, the general undergraduate course -- for a few minutes, so only a mixed college. However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - eating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is to wipe the table however, liuxue86 treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early. You could get the full 800 yuan,

　　I have a house - that is, I have to pay the rent every month. There are cars - Environmentally Friendly Non motor vehicles, and a large pile of passbook and credit cards - - there is no money in it

　　I am looking for a slim figure, beautiful beautiful, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, extraordinary ability of rich wives, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered.

　　　篇【3】

　　I'm a 20 year old boy. Why do I call him a boy? Because my heart is still very young

　　I'm an adult man. Why is it called a man? Because I have everything for a man

　　Haha. Actually I am not very aware of their problem, my appearance is always happy, the heart is not necessarily. I is a lot of worry, worry, worry, labor, or even give up!

　　I think a person has pain, to realize the existence of happiness, only once the pain, only now happy

　　Human life can be divided into several stages: infancy, childhood, youth, youth, adult, middle-aged and old. I'm in the period of youth, is a bridge between juvenile and adult. I recall youth, because youth has brought me happiness; I yearn for the adult, because of age can do many willingly do not subject to any person to stop and constraints.

　　People always learn to grow up slowly, and I think I have experienced a lot...

　　There are a lot of people ask me why I don't GF, actually I would like to find it, just think, not what meaning, and can only find a good person, very many people can not find good, why give up to a tree of the forest, you say? I love the is the friend above lianrenweiman relationship. Oh well, I am pretty sure this man does fate, think if the yuan will come together, I was in my feet from the Department of the red line of a head seeking to end!!

　　Coincidentally, I recognized a sister in high school, although she is not very sensible, but I still cherish it. How many friends can I find in my life, not to mention my sister, what do you think?

　　Say so much, you still don't know me very well. Ha ha. Then come to know me, and I also like making friends