有關三年級英語小笑話短文

　　笑話是指以一句短語或一個小故事讓說話者和聽者之間覺得好笑,或是產生幽默感,另外一個行動***動作***型的笑話是以動作影響人的視覺及觀感,而感到好笑。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　What Does Mr. Johnson Want to Borrow?

　　Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?

　　Mr.Smith: Yes.

　　Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since

　　you won't be needing it?

　　他到底想借什麼?

　　約翰遜先生：今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

　　史密斯先生：是的。

　　約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?

　　篇二

　　Blind Date

　　相親***笑話***

　　After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have anexcuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expressionand said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

　　和相親物件呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的訊息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”“謝天謝地!”他的約會物件說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

　　篇三

　　The Lucky Cat

　　"Father," said Jimmy, running into the drawing-room," there's a bigblack cat in the dining-room."

　　"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky.""This one is; he's just hadyour dinner!"

　　幸運貓

　　吉米跑進客廳說：“爸爸，餐廳裡有一隻大黑貓!”他的父親懶洋洋得說：“沒關係，吉米，黑貓是幸運貓呢。” “它的確很幸運：***因為***它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”