關於英語笑話短對話閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編精心收集了關於英語笑話短對話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於英語笑話短對話篇1

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　“她是個賣糖果的。”

　　關於英語笑話短對話篇2

　　A man is talking to God.

　　The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

　　God: "To me, it's about a minute."

　　The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

　　God: "To me it's a penny."

　　The man: "God, may I have a penny?"

　　God: "Wait a minute."

　　關於英語笑話短對話篇3

　　Two factory workers are talking.

　　The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

　　The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

　　The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

　　The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

　　The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."

　　The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

　　The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

　　The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

　　關於英語笑話短對話篇4

　　This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.

　　A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

　　B: No idea. ***No Eye Deer.***

　　A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

　　B: Still no idea.

　　關於英語笑話短對話篇5

　　A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

　　The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

　　The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

　　關於英語笑話短對話篇6

　　Depending on where you live, students will enjoy this one.

　　Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?

　　A: Mississippi.

　　關於英語笑話短對話篇7

　　"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

　　"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

　　"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

　　"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

　　"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

　　恭維話

　　“拉里，你過來!”媽媽放下電話後生氣地說，“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話，她告訴我你在昨晚的學校舞會上對多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯!”

　　“媽媽，我對她很好，真的!”小夥子不服氣地說。“當我和她跳舞時我還說了一句恭維她的話。”

　　“你真的這麼做的嗎?”媽媽嚴厲地問。“你的原話是怎麼說的?”

　　“我說，啊呀，多麗絲，你比我跳過舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”