簡短的有趣的英語小笑話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!

　　一個狡猾的女孩說："媽媽，我今天在學校得了一個100分!"

　　The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."

　　媽媽回答說："太好了，小可愛。跟我說說情況."

　　The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."

　　這個女孩不情願地說："嗯，我數學得了20分，歷史得了30分,拼寫得了50分。

　　A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."

　　一個父親告訴他的兒子："當林肯在你這個年紀的時候，他每天走10里路去上學。“

　　The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"

　　弦子同答.”嗯，當他在你這個年紀時，已經是總統了。

　　A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

　　有一個教派的領導者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。

　　A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

　　一個表示懷疑的人說：”我昨天還看到你在麥當勞吃暮條。“

　　The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

　　這位宗教領袖回答：“你不能稱那東西為食物。”

　　I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.

　　我認識一個人，他只在早上收聽廣播。

　　When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”

　　當有人問他為什麼時，他回答：”***我的***這一臺是AM***調幅***收音。“

　　
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