英語經典幽默故事四則

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　　經典幽默英語故事：好訊息和壞訊息

　　A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you，I have some good news and some bad news.”

　　一個男人接到一了一位醫生打來的電話。醫生說:“是關於我給你做過的體檢的事，有個好訊息還有個壞訊息。”

　　The man asks for the good news first:

　　那個男人先要聽好訊息:

　　"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.

　　“好訊息就是你還能活24小時。”醫生說。

　　The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"

　　那個男人覺得有些不可思議說:“如果那叫做好訊息的話，那壞訊息是什麼呢?”

　　"I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”

　　“我昨天打電話找不到你。”

　　經典幽默英語故事：中獎

　　A man rushes into his house and yells to his w wife，"Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”

　　一個男人衝進家門對他的妻子大聲嚷:“瑪莎，收拾你的行李，我剛剛底了加州彩券!”

　　Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

　　瑪莎問:“我是該帶冬裝還是夏裝呢?”

　　The man responds，"I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”

　　那個男人回答說:“我可不管，只要你能儘快地搬出這個房子!”

　　經典幽默英語故事：每個人都這樣嗎

　　Lifeguard: "I’ve been watching you sir, and you’11 have to stop urinating in the pool.”

　　救生員:“我已經觀察你很久了，先生，你不能往游泳池裡小便。”

　　Man: "But everybody urinates in the pool.”

　　男人:“但每個人都在游泳池裡小便呀。”

　　Lifeguard: "From the diving board? "

　　救生員:“從跳板上嗎?”

　　經典幽默英語故事：陸軍與海軍的較量

　　An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom. As the Army guy was walking out, the Navy guy id，while washing his hands，"In the Navy，they teach us to wash our hands before leaving; the restroom.” Then the Army guy replied, "Well，in the Army，they teach us not to pee on our hands!”

　　一個陸軍士兵和一個海軍士兵在一個公共衛生間碰面，當陸軍士兵從咀面走出來時，正在洗手的海軍士兵說:“在海軍，我們學到了上_完廁所後要洗手。”接著陸軍士兵回答說:“在陸軍，沒有人教我們往手裡撒尿!”