關於英語雙人對話笑話

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

　　拳擊和賽跑

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。” 朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?” 丹：“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”

　　篇二

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."

　　Johnson:"But I want you to."

　　Wife:"But why?"

　　Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　譯文：

　　老農約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後,我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯.”

　　妻子說：“不,在你死後,我不能嫁給任何人.”

　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做.”

　　妻子：“為什麼?”

　　約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”

　　篇三

　　I'm Trying to Stop It

　　"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"

　　"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."

　　“孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

　　“沒有,老師.可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面.”

　　篇四

　　“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

　　“Twenty d ollars!Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

　　“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

　　“對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”

　　“20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元.”

　　“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了.”

　　
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