簡單的英文幽默自我介紹

　　幽默總能讓你拉進與陌生人之間的距離，不管在什麼情況下，只要你夠幽默，你一定是出類拔萃的一類。下面小編為你整理了，歡迎閱讀。

　　　篇【1】

　　tout le monde bon, jappelle xxx, le mâle, 21, linstitut de grands 4 étudiants de langues étrangères, étudie cette année suis des spécialités anglaises, 2 français dextérieur, par langlais spécialisé 6 niveaux, bientôt après diplômé dannée obtiendrai la licence, est honoré aujourdhui pour pouvoir beaucoup participer à cette heure dinterviewer, jaurai la confiance, donc pourrai certainement avoir la bonne apparence, remercierai de moi cette occasion

　　　篇【2】

　　My name is * * *, thirteen years old this year, just in the second grade

　　I am tall medium, 1,66, and then ranked the tenth class, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, height, body not fat or thin. In general it is quite handsome.

　　I am in school in Beijing, our uniforms look good, all blue, so particularly good recognition, a middle school student. I love the advantages, every morning I have to exercise outside, run and play with the horizontal bar.

　　So, I am particularly good at school sports, my study can not be questioned, the number of School exams have never been 90 points, my English is good. So, my face is always filled with pleasure. I was not playing basketball, also don't know what it is, is not love, but, the class I always absent-minded, not listening. So, teacher call me, I also have full confidence to stand up, eighty percent is right, the teacher was angry and laugh. This is me, as long as they see me, I always laugh, I will warm you and say hello, come on!

　　　篇【3】

　　I love everyone, see flowers bloom, see the car to turn, the beer saw open cover of XXX, I would like to make a self introduction now, if you have time to listen, it is no time to listen, listen to my voice, ensure you happy happy, safe and sound all year round!

　　I am male, is a non.XX year old female XX meters tall, wearing shoes, being unmarried. Focus on Undergraduate Education -- not admitted, the general undergraduate course -- for a few minutes, so only a mixed college. However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - KFC table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but the treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.

　　You could get the full 800 yuan, and I have had to pay the monthly rent house -- that is, non motor vehicle car - Environmental protection, and a credit card deposit stack: There is no money.

　　I am looking for a slim figure, beautiful beautiful, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, extraordinary ability of rich wives, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered. The laugh what laugh? I know what you want to say, you are not just want to say I am a swan like a toad? What ah, who let the heart so good! When the whole donation have pity on him. WOW! Who is the skin of a banana? I do not say it, say a brick came, I was shot to death! Thank you!