關於春節的英語笑話

　　下面是小編整理的，歡迎大家閱讀!

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　　01.:how long will the next bus be?

　　b:it's about 45 feet.

　　這是玩得文字遊戲。用中文就沒勁了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

　　02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?

　　b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.

　　怎麼樣啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在嗎?

　　03.customer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

　　shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.

　　customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.

　　04.doctor: your cough sounds much better today.

　　patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.

　　你的咳嗽今天聽上去好點了

　　病人：應該是好點了。昨晚我練了一個晚上。

　　.the company's mission to eat nian fan

　　this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?

　　翻譯：

　　在公司吃團年飯

　　今年在公司裡過春節,在一起吃團年飯時，經理酒醉，入廁嘔吐，恰逢一男職員正小解，經理怒曰：說好不喝了怎麼還倒酒?男聞聲急停，不料憋出個屁來，經理大怒：媽的!誰又開了一瓶?

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　　New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in!" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "

　　新年決心書為了激勵同學們對我們閱覽中心的興趣，我請每位老師在一張特製的表格上寫一篇新年決心書交給我。我將決心書張貼在閱覽中心的布告牌上之後，一位年輕老師停下來幾分鐘，便抽身走開了。她越過兩位老師闖了進來，大發雷霆道：“我的決心書竟然沒有貼出來-而我的是第一批交上來的。”我在旁邊聽到了，看她氣勢洶洶的樣子，我嚇得趕緊跑回辦公室去找那份放錯了地方的決心書，飛快瀏覽了幾疊紙之後，我打開了她的那一份，上面寫著：我決心不再為一些小事而煩惱。

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　　A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,"What are you doing in there?" she asked.

　　一位女士開啟冰箱門,發現一隻兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上,就問它：“你在那裡做什麼?”

　　The rabbit replied,"This is a Westinghouse,isn't it?"

　　兔子回答：“這是Westinghouse對不對?”***Westinghouse,西屋電氣公司***

　　The lady confirmed,"Yes."

　　女士確認道：“沒錯.”

　　"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

　　兔子說：“那就對了,我就是要往西邊去.”

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　　 you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

　　兔子：你確信這瓶特製胡蘿蔔汁能治好我的病?