冷幽默腦筋急轉彎英文

　　外國人的幽默你懂嗎?跟著這些腦筋急轉彎一起感受一下吧。以下是小編為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!

　　【熱門】

　　Questions:

　　1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C

　　女孩為什麼害怕字母C

　　2.Why are painters fond of the letter R

　　油漆工為什麼青睞字母R

　　3.How many peas are there in a pint

　　一品脫有多少粒豌豆

　　4.What are the most sensible letters

　　什麼字母最明智

　　Keys:

　　1.Because it makes fat fact.

　　因為它使肥胖成為現實.

　　2.Without it, varnish would vanish.

　　沒有它,清漆就會消失.

　　3.One.

　　一粒.

　　4.The Y's.

　　是字母Y.

　　Notes:

　　2.varnish/' n.清漆

　　vanish/'v$niM/v.消失

　　3.pea音似P.

　　4.Y's音似wise***睿智***.

　　【分享】

　　1. C型的鎖 ***打一英文*** —— 謎底: clock.

　　2. How can you make the door last?***怎樣能使門經久耐用?*** —— 謎底: Make other things first

　　3. How do we know the ocean is friendly? —— 謎底: It waves.

　　4. How does the sun affect weight?***太陽如何影響重量?*** —— 謎底: It makes the daylight.

　　5. How long can a goose stand on one leg?***多久能鵝單腿站立?*** —— 謎底: try it and see

　　6. Q的***打一英語單詞***—— 謎底: cute

　　7. Ten plus ten is ten.Ten minus ten is ten***打一物*** —— 謎底: 手套***glove***

　　8. What always goes up and never goes down?***什麼東西只升不降?*** —— 謎底: Your age. ***你的年齡***

　　9. What animal wears big black glasses on its face? —— 謎底: Panda熊貓

　　10. What can pierce one's ears without a hole? —— 謎底: Noise,voice

　　11. What can you break with only one word? —— 謎底: Silence.

　　12. What comes after the letter "A"? —— 謎底: All the other letters.

　　13. What do you know about the kings of France? —— 謎底: They are all dead

　　14. What has four eyes but cannot see? —— 謎底: 密西西比州

　　15. What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk? —— 謎底: alarm clock 鬧鐘

　　16. What has teeth but cannot eat? —— 謎底: A comb

　　17. What is an astronomer?***天文學家***? —— 謎底: A night watchman with a college education.

　　18. What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? —— 謎底: A mirror

　　19. What is never used until it's broken? —— 謎底: An egg

　　20. What is that which has a mouth,but never speaks, and a bed, but never sleeps in it? —— 謎底: A river.

　　英語笑話分享

　　1 "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"湯姆，你弟弟怎麼了?" 媽媽在廚房裡問。"他在哭。"

　　"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因為我不給他吃。"

　　"他已經吃完自己的了麼?"

　　"是的。" "我幫他吃完時，他也哭了。"

　　2 A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

　　The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

　　The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

　　路人甲對路人乙說，"猜猜我兜裡有幾個子兒?"

　　路人乙說："我猜對了，你能給我一個不?"

　　路人甲說："你要猜對了，我兩個全部給你!"

　　3 "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down."

　　一個教師在研究生工程學課堂上說："我一眼就能看出來哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" "我說'下午好'的時候，本科生

　　回答'下午好'，而研究生則把這句話記在本子上。"

　　4 Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

　　Tom: Every month.

　　爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢?

　　湯姆：每個月都有啊!