簡單英語的手抄報設計模板圖

　　英語的主要目的並不是要學生掌握許多的英語知識，更多的是要培養學生對學習英語的興趣及熱愛，可以多讓學生做一些手抄報，同時還能提高學生的動手能力。下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

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　　簡單英語的手抄報的內容：英語故事

　　A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

　　一個男人搖搖晃晃地走進了急診室，兩個眼睛是青的，脖子上有明顯的五指印。

　　Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

　　醫生問他發生了什麼。“額，是這樣的，”這個人說。“我和我老婆來了幾局高爾夫，她把球打到一個牛群裡。”

　　"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

　　“我們去找這個球，我四下搜尋，發現一頭牛的屁股後面有個白色的東西。”

　　"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

　　“我走過去，舉起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中間。然後我犯了一個錯誤。”

　　"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

　　“你幹嘛了?”醫生問。

　　"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

　　“額，我舉起了牛的尾巴，對我老婆喊道，'這個好像是你的!'”

　　簡單英語的手抄報的資料：英語搞笑笑話

　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft***閣樓*** and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.

　　Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry***鐘樓*** and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated***熏製*** , and they still won’t go away.

　　The third said, I baptized***洗禮*** all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen one back since!

　　三個南部的牧師在一家小餐館裡吃午飯。其中的一個說道：“你們知道嗎，自從夏天來臨，我的教堂的閣樓和頂樓就被蝙蝠騷擾，我用盡了一切辦法----噪音、噴霧、貓----似乎什麼都不能把它們趕走。”

　　另外一位說：“是啊，我也是。在我的鐘樓和閣樓也有好幾百只。我曾經請人把整個地方用煙燻消毒一遍，它們還是趕不走。”

　　第三個牧師說：“我為我那裡的所有蝙蝠洗禮，讓它們成為教會的一員......從此一隻也沒有再回來過。”