關於搞笑的英語笑話大全

　　英語笑話是一種十分常見的語言現象，在日常生活中，它無處不在，起著十分重要的作用。作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。下面是小編帶來的關於搞笑的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於搞笑的英語笑話篇一

　　問問題

　　During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.

　　計算機課上，老師批評一個男生，因為他和後邊的女生說話。

　　"I was just asking her a question，”the boy said.

　　“我只不過問她一個問題。”男生說。

　　"If you have a question, ask me, "the teacher replied

　　“如果你有問題，問我好了。”老師說道。

　　“OK，"the boy answered.“Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"

　　“那好吧，”這個男生說，“週五晚上你願意和我一起出去嗎?”

　　關於搞笑的英語笑話篇二

　　clean glass

　　乾淨的杯子

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個村子裡幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你們想要點什麼?櫃檯後面的伺應問道。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　喬看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　　[!--empirenews.page--]

　　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　　好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然後他轉過去跟櫃檯後面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在一個乾淨的杯子裡!別忘了。

　　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　　櫃檯後面的侍應倒滿杯子後，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要乾淨的杯子的?

　　關於搞笑的英語笑話篇三

　　我對她不瞭解

　　As a courier for an express delivery service，I tried to deliver a package that required refrigeration, but found no one home. I went to the house next door and told the woman who answered that I had a package for her neighbor."Oh，she works Monday through Friday and every other Saturday,“said the woman，“said the woman, "and some Sundays. She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home around 5:30，unless she goes to the store, in which case it's closer to seven. And she's going to the store tonight because her kids are coming to visit her all the way from California!"

　　我是一名快件郵遞員。我曾一次送一個需冷東的包裹。但主人不在家。我便敲開了鄰居的門，那鄰居說我說的包裹是她的鄰居的。“噢，她從星期一到星期五，包括每隔一個星期六工作。”那位女鄰居說.“有時她星期天也工作。她每天早上七點四十離家，下午五點半回來。如果她要去商店，差不多七點才能回來。今天晚上她要去商店的，因為她的孩於將

　　特地從加利福尼亞來看她。”

　　When she paused to take a breath, I asked if she would accept her neighbor's package. "Oh，no, I can't do that，“she said. "I don't know her that well.”

　　她停下喘氣的工夫，我問她能否替鄰居先把這包裹收下。“峨，不行，我可不能收。”她說:“我對她不怎麼了解。”

　　關於搞笑的英語笑話篇四

　　the soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. one day, the general announced: "my men, i have some good news and some bad news for you. which one would you like first?"

　　士兵們連續的行軍，作戰，他們又累又熱又髒。一天，將軍宣佈：“士兵們，我有一些好訊息和壞訊息要告訴你們。你們願意先聽哪個呢?”

　　"the good news!" they all shouted.

　　“好訊息!”他們嚷道。

　　"ok," said the general. "the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."

　　“好吧，”將軍說，“好訊息就是你們每個人都可以徹底的換一身衣服。”

　　"hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.

　　“烏拉!”士兵們高興地大叫起來。

　　"and now for the bad news. jack, you will change with john. john, you will change with tom. tom, you will change with robert. robert ...

　　“現在呢，該是壞訊息了。傑克，你將和約翰換衣服，約翰，你和湯姆換，湯姆，你和羅伯特換，羅伯特……