2015關於愚人節整人的英語簡訊

　　1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)

　　2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)

　　3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)

　　4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)

　　5.What tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

　　6.When can you get water with a net? (什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?)

　　7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?

　　8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?

　　9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?

　　10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的'時候你在哪?

　　答案：

　　1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)

　　2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

　　3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

　　4. Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

　　5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

　　6.When water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)

　　7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。

　　8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。

　　9."What does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎麼拼?

　　10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中!