十大經典店鋪口號

　　1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 本帖隱藏的內容需要回復才可以瀏覽

　　2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 本帖隱藏的內容需要回復才可以瀏覽

　　3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

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　　4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" 本帖隱藏的內容需要回復才可以瀏覽

　　5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

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　　6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 本帖隱藏的內容需要回復才可以瀏覽

　　7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

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　　8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 本帖隱藏的內容需要回復才可以瀏覽

　　9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

　　在墓地的前院："開車當心，我們會等著你的。"

　　10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.