學生搞笑人生格言
1、只為成功找方法，不為失敗找理由。
Only for a successful way to find a way, not to find reasons for failure.
2、好好管教自己，不要管別人。
Take good care of yourself, don't take care of others.
3、人生就是距離，距離就是人生。
Life is distance, distance is life.
4、不要等待機會，而要創造機會。
Don't wait for the opportunity, but create the opportunity.
5、為者常成，行者常至。
As Chang Cheng, the traveler often arrives.
6、自信，我是命運的主宰者。
Self confidence, I am the master of fate.
7、以誠感人者，人亦誠而應。
To be sincere and touching, people should be honest.
8、奮鬥是我的性格，成功是我的目標！
Struggle is my character, success is my goal!
9、失敗只有一種，那就是半途而廢。
There is only one kind of failure, that is to do it halfway.
10、漫漫人生路，總會錯幾步。
The path of life is always a few steps.
11、給猴一棵樹，給虎一座山。
Give a monkey a tree, give the tiger a mountain.
12、你有我，我有你，合作共贏創未來。
You have me, I have you, cooperate to win the future.
13、永保顛峰壯態，快速行動！
Always hold the peak, quick action!
14、狀態是幹出來的，而不是等出來的。
The state is dry, not waiting.
15、恨別人，痛苦的卻是自己。
Hate others, but the pain is themselves.
16、在逆風的方向，飛出倔強的堅強。
In the direction of the wind, fly out of the stubborn strong.
17、理論是一碼事，實際又是一碼事。
Theory is one thing, the actual is another.
18、只為成功找方向，不為失敗找藉口。
Find the direction for success only, not make excuses for failure.
19、智者一切求自己，愚者一切求他人。
The wise man asks for himself, and the fool asks for others.
20、性格決定命運，選擇大於努力。
Character determines fate, choice is greater than effort.
21、沒有失敗，只有停止成功。
There is no failure, only to stop success.
22、追求自己的夢想，堅持到底！
Pursue your dream and stick to it.
23、天生我才必有用，千金散去還復來。
To be useful, daughter also dispersed to.
24、創造無限的財富，回報朋友和家人。
Create unlimited wealth, return friends and family.
25、想法決定行動，行動決定結果。
The idea decides the action, the action decides the result.
26、長得漂亮是優勢，活得漂亮是本事。
To be beautiful is the advantage, and it is the ability to live beautifully.
27、你若流淚，先溼的是我的心。
If you weep, it is my heart to wet first.
28、業精於勤荒於嬉；行成於思毀於隨！
Efficiency comes from diligence. line into Si destroyed with the shortage in the play!
29、幫助別人成功，才能自己成功。
To help others succeed, you can succeed.
30、平平淡淡，順其自然！
Calm and light, take it naturally!
31、以好心對待壞心，便是慈悲。
It is mercy to treat a bad heart with a good heart.
32、放棄誰都可以，千萬不要放棄自己！
No one can give up, never give up yourself!
33、心有多寬，世界就有多大。
How wide is the heart and how big the world is.
34、人類要在競爭中求生存，更要奮鬥。
We must strive for survival in the competition.
35、失敗的是事，絕不應是人。
Failure is something that should never be a man.
36、實實在在做人，勤勤懇懇做事。
Real life, work diligently.
37、沒有完美的個人，只有完美的團隊。
There is no perfect person, only a perfect team.
38、千淘萬漉雖辛苦，吹盡狂沙始到金。
Thousand washes the percolation was hard, Chuijin until the beginning of the gold.
39、狂妄的人有救，自卑的人沒有救。
Arrogant people have saved, low self-esteem people do not save.
40、先一步失敗，早一步成功！
The first step of failure, early success!
41、先天下之憂而憂，後天下之樂而樂。
To worry before the common people worries; to enjoy only after the people can enjoy。
42、與人為善，快樂無限。
Good, happiness.
43、人生欲罷不能，無法駕馭周詳。
I can not control life,.
44、學會選擇，學會放棄！
Learn to choose, and learn to give up!
45、從絕望中尋找希望，人生終將輝煌。
Looking for hope from despair, life will be brilliant.
46、如果要挖井，就要挖到水出為止。
If you want to find, to dig into the water.
47、豐富地過每一天，快樂地看每一天。
Spend every day in a rich way, and look at every day in a happy way.
48、只要路是對的，就不怕路遠。
As long as the road is right, is not afraid of the road.
49、沒有最好，只有更好。
There is no best, only better.
50、只要你相信，奇蹟一定會實現。
As long as you believe, miracles will come true.
51、突破心理障礙，才能超越自己。
Break through psychological barrier, can surpass oneself.
52、路不平可以鋪，人不行不能哭。
The road is not smooth and people can't cry.
53、不要輕言放棄，否則對不起自己！
Don't give up, or I'm sorry!
54、人格的完善是本，財富的確立是末。
The perfection of personality is the foundation, and the establishment of wealth is the end.
55、先知三日，富貴十年。
Three days of the prophet, ten years of wealth.
56、天道酬勤，凡事感恩。
God helps those who help themselves, thanks for everything.
57、再冷的石頭，坐上三年也會暖。
A cold stone will be warm for three years.
58、成功很難，不成功更難。
It is difficult to succeed, not to be successful.
59、態度決定高度，習慣主宰人生。
The attitude determines the height, and the habit dominates the life.
60、豈能盡如人意，但求無愧我心。
How can I be satisfied, but be worthy of my heart.
61、說到不如做到，要做就做最好。
It is better to do it than to do it.
62、知識改變命運，網路改變生活。
Knowledge changes fate, and network changes life.
63、怕爹是孝順，怕老婆是愛情。
Fear father is filial piety, fear the wife is love.
64、象螞蟻一樣工作，象蝴蝶一樣生活。
Work like an ant and live like a butterfly.
65、人之所以平凡，在於無法超越自己。
The reason why people are ordinary lies in their inability to surpass themselves.
66、窮不一定思變，應該是思富思變。
The poor do not necessarily think change should be thought rich change.
67、堅持不懈，直到成功！
Perseverance, until success!
68、永遠做正直的人，永遠做正確的事。
Always be a man of integrity, and always do the right thing.
69、解釋的越長，謊言就越大。
The longer the explanation, the greater the lie.
70、拿得起的人，處處是擔當。
The man who can afford it is all the burden.
71、苦想沒盼頭，苦幹有奔頭。
No hope, hard work bentou.
72、活的自在，活的講究，活的精彩。
The living, the living, the wonderful life.
73、含淚播種的人一定能含笑收穫。
A man who sows with tears must be able to laugh.
74、只要精神不滑坡，辦法總比困難多。
As long as the spirit does not slide, it is always more difficult than it is.
75、相信自己有福氣，但不要刻意擁有。
Believe in yourself, but don't have it.
76、人之所以能，是相信能。
The reason why people can, is to believe in power.
77、你成功！我成功！大家都成功！
You are successful! I succeed! Everyone is successful!
78、不是誰離不開誰，是誰放不下誰。
Not who can not leave who, who can not put who.
79、你不理財，財不理你。
You do not manage money, money does not care for you.