努力學習的名人名言
1、放自己的屁，讓別人聞去吧！
Put your fart， let others go to smell！
2、我太純潔了，我純潔的都有些無恥了！
I'm too pure， I pure are shameless！
3、有奶不一定是娘，但有錢一定是爺！
Milk is not necessarily a mother， but money must be ye！
4、中華人民共和國小賣部副部長！
A store， vice minister of the People's Republic of China！
5、我來到這世界上，就從沒打算活著回去過。
I came to this world， never to return alive。
6、師太，你等著，老衲去讓佛祖賜婚！
Teacher， you wait， na to the Buddha give marriage！
7、大學是女生乳房發育的最佳時期。
University is the best time for girls breast development。
8、一時的衝動，子孫的危機！
At that time the impulse， the crisis of children！
9、此地禁止大小便，違者沒收工具。
Urine is prohibited here， offenders confiscated tools。
10、管不住的是兒子，看不住的是女兒。
Control is son， see daughter is not。
11、有錢的時候噴香水，沒錢的時候抹花露水。
Rich of time， delicious water wipe toilet water have no money。
12、當褲子失去皮帶，才懂得什麼叫做依賴。
When the pants belt lost， just know what is called a dependency。
13、我這人一般上樓從不會走，因為有電梯。
Generally， I this person never go upstairs， because the elevator。
14、為了建立和諧社會，老婆，我們再來一次吧。
In order to build a harmonious society， the wife， let's try again。
15、我只流過一次鼻血，還是誤把衛生巾當口罩了！
I only through a nosebleed， or sanitary napkin when masks by mistake！
16、如果照鏡子要上稅，恐怕有些女人會破產。
I'm afraid if you look in the mirror to tax， some women will go bankrupt。
17、人生就是從小白兔到大灰狼，再到老狐狸的過程。
Life is the small white rabbit to the Wolf， and the process of the old fox。
18、燒香的不一定是和尚，還可能是熊貓！
Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk， but also may be a panda！
19、有人說生了孩子就不會痛經了，那就生一個吧！
Some people say that gave birth to the child won't be a pain， then have a！
20、出門在外，請記住：一定要把牛B還給牛！
Go out in the outside， please remember： be sure to return the cattle B to cattle！
21、最近心情不是很好，打算明天去天堂散散心。
The recent mood is not very good， is going to go to heaven tomorrow for fun。
22、青春就像衛生紙。看著挺多的，用著用著就不夠了。
Youth is like toilet paper。 Looking at a lot of， use with the is not enough。
23、小時候你娘就給你掛了塊骨頭，至少還有條狗跟你玩！
When your mother gave you hung up the bone， there is at least a dog to play with you！
24、當我看見美女的時候，首先摸摸兜裡，看看有沒有錢！
When I see the beauty， the first touch in my pocket， see if there are any money！
25、男人希望鎖住女人錢包的拉鍊，女人希望鎖住男人褲子上的拉鍊。
Men want to lock up women wallet zipper， women want to lock your pants zipper。
26、睡覺睡到自然醒，可是我身上只有五塊錢可以數。
Sleep sleep to nature to wake， but I only have five dollars you can count with me。
27、唐僧肉吃了能長生不老，唐僧屎不知道有沒有同樣的功效？
Tang's monk eat meat can live forever， tang's monk shit do not know to have the same effect？
28、算完工資的漲幅後再算算豬肉的，就會發現自己連豬都不如！
After calculate the wage rise again calculate pork， will find that even pig all not！
29、上街就撒別人一身油，對他說：別擔心，有奧妙全自動！
They and others take to the streets in oil， said to him： don't worry， there are secret automatic！
30、謝謝你，謝你大爺，謝你全家，謝你祖宗十八代！
Thank you， thank you big ye， thank you and your family， thank your ancestors eighteen generations！
31、牛逼總是比衣服還潮流，舊款還沒過時呢，新款就出來了。
Cow force is always better than clothes trend， the old one is not yet out of date， new came out。
32、我正被川大強姦著，現在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿勢擺對！
I was being sichuan rapes， now the only thing I can do is to maximize the pendulum to pose！
33、現在找物件一定要看仔細一些，因為現在不男不女的人太多了！
Now find object must watch carefully， because not too many people for a man not a woman now！
34、日出只要在日落前出現就好，上課只要在下課前到達就好。
The sunrise as long as before sunset emergence good， have a class as long as arrive before class。
35、我不喜歡只和一個女人上很多次床，而是喜歡和很多女人只上一次床。
I don't like and a woman on a lot of time in bed only， but love and a lot of women only the bed。
36、網上自古無嬌娘，殘花敗柳一行行，偶有幾對鴛鴦鳥，也是野雞配色狼。
Online without marked since ancient times， stray flower defeated willow line by line， occasionally a few couple birds， and pheasants with sex maniac。