幽默的英語小故事大全

　　近年來小學英語故事教學應運而生,旨在讓小學生在生動有趣的英語故事中自然而然地營造英語學習語言交流氛圍,讓學生在故事中感知英語語言的文化特質,激發學生學習語言、運用語言的熱情。小編精心收集了幽默的英語小故事，供大家欣賞學習!

　　幽默的英語小故事篇1

　　只能一輛!

　　After retirement，our friends Jim and Evelyn began traveling around the United States in a motor home，towing their compact sedan behind. While driving through a shopping mall parking lot in New York，they were pleased when a motorist stopped his vehicle and signaled them through.

　　我的朋友吉姆和依娃林退休後，開始用他們的家庭式旅行車進行環美旅行。他們在旅行車後面還施著一輛小橋車備用。在經過紐約一家商店的停車場時，一個騎摩托的小夥子很禮貌地停下來示意讓他們先過。這令他們很高興。

　　Seconds later，they were jolted to a stop by a loud crash behind them. To their amazement，the polite motorist had demolished their car.

　　幾秒鐘後，就聽後邊咔的一聲巨響，他們停了車一看，那個小夥於把他們的小橋車給撞了。

　　His explanation:"I didn't mind letting you nice folks by，but I didn't want that compact car to sneak through too."

　　他的解釋是這樣的:“我不介意讓你們這對好人通過，但我不想讓那輛小轎車也跟著溜過去。”

　　幽默的英語小故事篇2

　　思不斷!

　　After spending all day watching football，Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the night in the chair. In the morning，his wife woke him up."Get up, dear," she said. A It's twenty to seven. "

　　一整天的橄欖球賽，亨利倒頭睡在了電視機旁的椅子上。第二天早上，他的妻子來叫他起床:“起來吧，親愛的，差二十分七點了。”

　　He woke with a start. "In whose favor?"

　　他被驚醒了，爬起來問:“哪方領先?”

　　幽默的英語小故事篇3

　　挑戰

　　A woman found a note on the coffee-shop menu:"We will pay you$10 if you order a sandwich we can't make.”She ordered an elephant-ear sandwich. After several minutes，the waitress returned and said，”Here's your $ 10,ma'am. We can't make that sandwich."

　　一位婦女在一家咖啡廳的選單上看到這樣一句話:“如果您點了一個我們沒有的三明治，我們將送您十美元。”於是，她點了一個大家耳朵三明治。過了幾分鐘，服務員回來了，對

　　她說:“這是給您的十美元，太太.我們做不了您要的三明冶。”

　　“I'm not surprised," answered the woman.“Where would you ever get elephant ears?"

　　“我不會吃驚的，”那位婦女說:“你們哪兒能搞到大象的耳朵呀?”

　　"Oh，it's not the ears,"said the waitress.”We're out of those big buns,"

　　“不是大象耳朵的事，”服務員說:“我們把用來夾它的大面包用光了。”