一分鐘英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編分享一分鐘英語笑話帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!

　　一分鐘英語笑話帶翻譯：senior class

　　年長者階層

　　during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

　　醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然後他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，並要求她還他一個吻。

　　when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

　　醫生走後，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

　　一分鐘英語笑話帶翻譯：I'd rather buy a gift

　　我寧願買一件禮物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。

　　一分鐘英語笑話帶翻譯：sunset

　　日落

　　father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.

　　父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。

　　friend: ah, that accounts for it! i never saw a sunset like that in this country.

　　朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。

　　一分鐘英語笑話帶翻譯：a new employee

　　新員工

　　several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

　　一個年輕人在被僱用幾個星期後，被叫到人事經理的辦公室。

　　what is the meaning of this? the director asked. when you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. now we discover this is the first job you ever held.

　　這是什麼意思?經理問，當你申請這份工作時，你告訴我們有五年工作經驗，現在我們發現這其實是你的第一份工作。

　　well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.

　　嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說需要找一個有想象力的人嘛。