英語笑話笑死人不償命

　　小編說：夫妻之間也要有相處之道啊!

　　The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.

　　She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"

　　He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”

　　一對夫妻由於很多年都相處不融洽，所以丈夫想:“我要買一塊墓地送給我妻子做生日禮物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年，妻子的生日又到了，但是他沒有給她任何東西。

　　妻子說:“為什麼你不送給我生日禮物。”

　　丈夫回答:“因為去年我送你的生日禮物你沒有用。”